I just come back from the dunny.

Man I laid a foot long turd! A foot long at least! Curled up in the pan like a salami!

Didn't see any corn in it...

Sure felt good squeezing out that one; like a healthy feeling, all the 'toxins' gone from my body

Feel so good I think i'll treat meself to a a nose full of corn flour.

LoonyLes