TESTICULUS BULBOUS BLUES
The bane of a young mans life.
"Those slaves that worked for Cleopatra, who would fuck her, were said to have their penises clipped so they could not relieve themselves before hand. Indeed it is said she did not bath in asses milk but slave cum. Those poor souls suffered blue balls."
So there you have it. Straight from the Greeks mouth. To release the blue balls lie down and squeeze.
Think of Cleopatra. About her shoulders a necklace of lapis lazuli and gold. Her pearl white skin. Her delicate breasts nestle beneath her golden singlet. Floatin' down the Nile....
"Bring me my slave"
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Anonymous
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I think Cleo's skin would have been more poo brown than pearl white. To release the blue balls, just cut them off. |
Anonymous
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Brown skin? No Way! Marc Antony: "I only fuckus light skinnus maidens." Ptoloemy:Antony Speaks Roman Hill Publishing 50 AD |
TEX LUMBAGO
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Whats to be confused about? Do you have blue balls or not? Are you with us or against us? Ed. |
LordyLordyLordy
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Liz Taylor? Or that sweet tart they had on TV the other night in that Rome show? Liz had bigger tits but that was about all... If only she did Cleopatra straight after Black velvet; that would have won me over. |
Unregistered
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I always dream of bathing in a tub of John Howard's old-man semen. - Doreen of Dulwich Hill (an avid John Howard groupie) |
Geofrey Edelston
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Have I got this right. Please advise. When I get the blue balls I have to lie down and squeeze? Do I squeeze the balls, one in each hand, and how tight? |
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