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Home Science Images of the Body Crazy old non-core John's weight-loss plan.

Crazy old non-core John's weight-loss plan.

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Will John lose 10 kilos of ugly fat - fast?



In a state of depression after Kevin Rudd
copied his fistful of dollars tax bribe,
non-core John is to consult the French
about their machine that removes 10 kilos
of ugly, useless fat - fast!
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Amused Bystander said:

Somebody Youtubed a related Maurie Gee image. Funny - got mentioned on ABC2 TV! Here is link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qt_6NW1aH0w
October 19, 2007

Raspberry Cordial said:

...resorting to personal insult.

You can't argue with the facts though; every hardworking Australian is 50% richer since PM Howard was elected. And no amount of hand-wringing and bleeding hearts will change that!
October 19, 2007

Cynical observer said:

Only a retarded loon would call massive household debt "prosperity" -
but then, crazy old non-core John calls it that.
October 19, 2007

Cynical observer said:

They sure got you fooled, Rarspy old boy. Simple-minded trust is touching in a child, but laughable in an adult. I will not charge you a fee for this service, but non-core John would want me to do that (plus GST...)
October 20, 2007

John Q Howard - financial expert said:

Dear Mister Raspberry, we have not met but I feel that I know you well. Here is the scheme that I use for rapid wealth growth:
Firstly I gather all the figures I want to look good, then I simply add a zero at the right-hand end. It has never failed to impress my followers.
I hope you found that method as useful as I always have.
October 20, 2007

Chato said:

Rudd must be careful as John begins to mass-debate in public soon.
October 21, 2007

Dunkee Hayat said:

i want to know something professional opinion about after pregnancy obesity that how it can be reduce can you recommend some exercise some medication or long island singles some diet plans or some other things what you thing or if you have some report or research or can you share it publicly
June 02, 2011

Innocent Bystander said:

What the fuck! I thought this evil prick was done and dusted and here he is again? He should be on trial in the Hague along with Milosovic.
June 02, 2011

Ricardovitz said:

Milosovic is a dern hero! He done thar world a big 'ol favor. I reckon I'd swap that porch-monkey president of ours fer Milosovic lickity-spit.
June 03, 2011

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