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It feels like there is a big pimple on my arse, right on the rim of me anus.

I reached down and felt it and it was a little squishy.

But man does it burn!

What could it be? Haemmarohoids???

No sight of blood in the fecal matter yet.

All suggestions welcome.
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Chato said:

My name is Doctor Chato.

I have seen many such cases as yours

and it is always caused by a little

turd infiltrating healthy tissue.

The technical name of this condition

is Johnus Howardi Unflushabilicus.

The only remedy is radical excision.
October 06, 2005

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