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MORE ON BANGING OLD WOMEN…

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I wanna thank all the Xenox News readers who helped
me out. Now my Grooving Granny wants to meet for coffee.
Should I?

And if I do should I bring the KY Jelly?

Trev

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Anonymous said:

If you really 'want in' sonny, scones, jam and whipped cream are your best bet.





Robert
August 05, 2004

Anonymous said:

Hebrews 5-14: But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
August 05, 2004

Anonymous said:

This website is going rapidly downhill. What are you people ON?!
August 05, 2004

TEX LUMBAGO said:

Whatever we can get our hands on mate...
August 05, 2004

Anonymous said:

I all-vays find a nice piece of Pinkelwurst, some schtollen, then into a spritzer to be rather ev-active. (If you cyan gyet it)





Hans





August 05, 2004

Anonymous said:

Trev


I bet your hoping she'll take out her false teeth and give your pecker some of that 'gum' action, right?





Flim Flam Man
August 05, 2004

Anonymous said:

I wouldnt mind banging some Hebrew babes...


Oh the bitches of Leviticus!





J.C.
August 05, 2004

Anonymous said:

Trev,





Forget about the old bag. If you bend over for a second, I can show you a good time. Forget the KY, I'll just spit in me hands.





Trucker Dan
August 06, 2004

Anonymous said:

Well, Trev, since you and other enlightened readers of Xenox News have brought up the issue of sex and age, allow me to posit this curly cunt conundrum: how YOUNG is a shiela before a fella can plunge his old fella? 14? 12? 10? Any bids?


- Monsignor Lacivious Rex
August 07, 2004

Anonymous said:

August 09, 2004

Anonymous said:

I think that the offical oldest age the male rooter can be is calculated using the following formula:


Her age=[(Your Age)/2]+7





Prof Willyman
August 09, 2004

Anonymous said:

I've never seen anyone in this office. Is it the headquarters of the Iraq WMD search team?
August 11, 2004

Anonymous said:

Trucker Dan!

Where have you gone....



Maybe on a pirate cruise?
November 18, 2005

Chato said:

Rumour has it that Honest John shared his precious bodily fluids with his mum in his teen years.
June 28, 2006

Geille said:

Trev! Is she still alive? Are you?
October 30, 2010

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