"We always suspected that he had died a few
years back, so we put a cheap animatronic
robot inside his body just in case"
said a highly placed Liberal Party drone.
"When you listen to his voice it sounds
exactly the same - a devitalized sort
of nasal buzz. I doubt we need have him
speak at all, a buzzer would work just
as well and make as much sense. The smell
is getting pretty bad, but that doesn't come
through the TV screen. A bit more Superglue
and I reckon we're in with a chance!"
The Liberal drone looked sad, and said,
"But we miss Kim and Mark, and we could
really use their help one last time. I just
thank God for Duracell!"
.oOo.
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LordyLordyLordy
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Remember how long that Polish Pope hung around before he lost his job? Right up until he fucking choked! Same with ye olde Johnny; he ain't leaving until they put him in the box. And with the way the opposition is going and that gutless goo Costello they may as well make him Australia's life long el Presidente. |
agitprop
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You vote for the lying rodent, you die of thirst while the earth cooks and the PM drones his mantra: the jury is still out, the jury is still out... |
Unregistered
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Die demon! Die! I just realized the truth. You poor Arsetralians are being pushed around by by an awful undead demon! But I have the cure. Oh yes...not one undead has ever climbed off my stake to cause the living trouble ever again. Bring him to me - but tape his awful mouth shut first. How can you Arsetralians stand the horror? - Vlad (impaler of ugly little demons) |
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