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Home Science Images of the Body OZ-US RELATIONSHIP CLOSER THAN EVER

OZ-US RELATIONSHIP CLOSER THAN EVER

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US trip brings about medical crisis.


It had to happen: So intense and close
the relationship between Uncle John
Suckhole's lips and Dubya's anus that
biological fusion has resulted.

Dr Longdongle, the surgeon who is famous
for separating fused ant testicles,
commented on this most unusual case.

"I have never seen such perfect fusion before.
The sucking force must have been enormous!
But it seems such a shame to separate them,
as they seem so happy together, and there
has been no loss of function."

http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm

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misha said:

A fascinating post, showing once again that Oz politics is both ridiculous and dangerous... a bit like - dare I say it! - Xenox News itself!
May 17, 2006

Chato said:

When the Chato Institute first noticed XenoxNews,

it seemed to be a very twisted publication.

(I could hardly believe my luck!) And it is still

full of incredibly strange creatures (who are the

hope of a lost and confused world!!?)
May 18, 2006

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