has brought us to the brink of a
mental health catastrophe.
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"The pain, the awful pain!" I increasingly hear
my Oz clients wailing this. Luckily for the Oz
galoots, Recreational Psychiatry has a cure
for the pain that derives from the effort to
comprehend the contradictions of the world.
I have pledged to help the poorly mentally
endowed to cope with the turgid load of drivel
that the mass-media propaganda machine
parades before these poor unfortunates.
If they were functional at birth, years spent
watching the videodrome of television will
reduce them to a state of drooling idiocy that
lives in extreme fear of the most trivial
mental challenge.
Of course, there is no question that these poor
morons can be returned to any useful role, but
I can, with great artistry, reconnect the
overloaded cortical networks into the gluteal
region. Some trivial and unchallenging diversion,
such as being a Prime Minister or somesuch,
can keep these modified creatures happily
distracted for years and years.
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Comments (9)
radical leftie
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When I saw the topic for this thread I seriously thought I was in luck! I thought it was going to be about Robert Smith and his great band, The Cure. I'm rather disappointed that it's not. |
Digger
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The Cure? Dress all in black do you? Mope around the streets with your black robed friends? Typical leftie! Get a life and start listening to some good Australian Music like Lee Kernahagn you pill popping gothic dole bludger! Digger, Cranbourne |
radical leftie
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you fugn rotten koont Digger. how fugn DARE you criticise the great ROBERT SMITH, pure artistic genius that he is. Robert's words and music will lilve longer than any toerag Aussie 'performer'. i love Robert and Siouxsie and Moz and all the rest. So fug you Digger ya tosspot from Cranbourne. |
Digger
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Why don't you listen to real music, done by real Aussies instead of all that whiny pommie crap? Then again you are a leftie, and your whole life is about complaining, so Robert Smith music would suit you I suppose. Digger, Cranbourne |
Unregistered
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Radical Leftie, in Oz we say it like, "you fah'n ro'on cahnt, Digger!". And it's true - Digger IS a fah'n ro'on cahnt! - Dr. Israel Weasleberg (Recreational Psychiatry unit) |
radical leftie
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then again, Digger dickhead, you are a despicable right wing totally ignorant fuckwit. oh yeah, you do know me so well don't you? remind me again when was the last time we sat together face to face? you're a fair dinkum clown Digger. why don't you do us all a big big favour and take a holiday in Baghdad. i love late 70's early 80's British alternative, New Wave music. you can shove you're Lee kernaghan crap up ya jacksie were it belongs. DEATH TO AMERICA |
Digger
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All that nanny boy new wave crap is what the Islamofascist suicide bombers listen to when they blow themselves up. Inspires them to kill innocent civilians. Is it doing the same to you? Digger, Cranbourne. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Digger, my colleague Doctor Izzy Weasleberg tells me that he has taken an interest in your case - and such a very interesting case it is Digger! Izzy is an artiste of surgical psychiatry, and your brain would be in very capable hands. Trust me, I'm a doctor, and we only want to help you... |
Ricardovitz
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fool themselves into thinking there is any value whatsoever in listening to late 70's early 80's British alternative or New Wave music. How many times do you need to get punched in the head by a heterosexual to understand that this is nothing more than faggot nursery sing-songs. Real musicians are Wagner, Beethoven, Mozart , Bruckner, Bach, Schubert, Handel, Weber, Liszt and Haydn. Radical Leftie, you ain't too radical - fairly mainstream if you ask me. Just another sheeple who can't think for his sorry self. Dowland was the only English composer of any merit. All the rest are nothing more than fakes, faggots, and ferret-fuckers. It has been centuaries since any Englishman has had an original thought. Anyone who idolizes English sheeple sing-songers from the 1970's and 1980's doesn't have a radical bone in his sheep-skinned, bone-headed boddy. I here by re-name "Radical Leftie" to Lemming-Bonehead. I hereby forbid you from using the term "Radical" in your name or any post from hereafter. |
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