artiste in the art of brain fondling.
Having watched this dear old doddering,
fool of a Prime Minister I fear for
his wits and what remains of his already
feeble mental powers.
After a series of mental lapses and
stupid mistakes during media interviews,
questions are being raised about whether
high blood pressure has caused what are
known as sub-clinical strokes in the PM's
elderly brain vascular system.
It is not uncommon for the elderly to be
at increased risk of stroke and dementia
when they are placed under protracted stress.
Tests should reveal whether he is suffering
the early signs of dementia or whether he
has suffered a series of micro-strokes.
In either case the PM will plan for his
sudden retirement on medical grounds.
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agitprop
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It aint dementia, its that same fucken poisonous hate thats get the lying rodent going all those years in political oblivion until finally his patrician party had no one left to turn to except the bugger than never knew when to fucken piss off and retire to some slippery, unscrupulosus little suburban lawers office where he belongs. Euthensasia would help get this country out of the amoral fucken hole its in! |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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My dear Ricky, it is always good to hear from a fellow student in the university of living flesh. Such a good question Ricky, very good. I must say (and with some professional pride) that I have had not as much as a murmur of complaint from any of my clients at RP. Of course, there are always the party-poopers who like to stick their noses into the artistic expressions of pure science, but I digress. It is good that you have questions Ricky, and I look forward to the day that I can demonstrate my brain liberating techniques to your satisfaction. I would love to add you to my list of scientific breakthroughs. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Ricky, I strove to leave a little mystery in this subject, and after all, copyright issues have driven me to resort to legal help more than I care to enumerate, but I digress, as usual. All I am at liberty to divulge Ricky, is that once the obstruction of thick bone has been overcome, the rest is easy. I do look forward to fondling many of your politician's brains very soon - as a prelude to the election. |
Ricardovitz
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Mr. Benway, you might want to be very careful fondling brains, as I can already see how distracting this little fantasy can be for you. While you are busy concentrating on fonding brains, your lawyer-leaches will be sucking the blood out right through your skin. And, if you look real close, these leaches have tiny little blood-red smiles that which they wipe with your dollar bills. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Ricky, it is "Doctor" not "Mr". We artistes of the surgical profession need all the respect we can get - even if it's a cheap score! |
Max
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There is a cure for the PM's sickness, and its remedy should apply to the US Presidunce as well: life in solitary at Guantanamo Bay... or better still Abu Ghraib. |
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