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Images of the Body Xenox News - Australia's only fair dinkum newspaper http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/ Thu, 24 Apr 2014 11:06:16 +0000 Joomla! 1.5 - Open Source Content Management en-gb ADVENTURES IN DEFECATION http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/adventures-in-defecation.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/adventures-in-defecation.html Just dropped a load in the pan.

Man it looked like “The Thing”; hard dry and cracked.

 

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A superhero was spotted in the dunny this morning.

 

Didn’t see any corn either.

 

Any of you ever squeezed out a comic book superhero?

 

By SirWillyWonka

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admin@xenoxnews.com (SirWillyWonka) Images of the Body Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:40:49 +0000
Bums with Beards II http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/bums-with-beards-ii.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/bums-with-beards-ii.html before.... I'll say it again...

It is a modern disgrace that facial hair is now acceptable to wear.

In the past a man wouldn’t be seen in polite company unless he had a clean face.

But look at all the bums with beards now…

 

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Oh... very stylish. Not.

 

pitt_beard

Could you get more disgusting? He even has bits off food hanging off it!

 

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Prince William looks a dead ringer for his inbreed forefathers

 

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See?

 

 

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And of course these bums. What sort of stupid religion would tell a man to look like this?

Have you got any more examples?

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admin@xenoxnews.com (Ptolemy Baby) Images of the Body Mon, 30 Apr 2012 04:11:50 +0000
HOME-DONE FOOT SURGERY http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/home-done-foot-surgery.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/home-done-foot-surgery.html I done come 'cross this here li'll ditty - right resourceful gal here is doin her own foot surgery:

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She git a big 'ol nasty wart on that thar foot, 'n she take to it hack'n at it with nothin but scissors! Y'all gotta watch this here brave gal learnin ta surgery on her own foot.

 

 

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admin@xenoxnews.com (Ricardovitz) Images of the Body Sun, 19 Jun 2011 08:22:09 +0000
REVEALED AT LAST IN 3D: THE PENIS OF CHRIST! http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/revealed-at-last-in-3d-the-penis-of-christ.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/revealed-at-last-in-3d-the-penis-of-christ.html Recently scientists have utilised the Shroud of Turin to construct a 3 dimensional image of Jesus Christ. These images throw into sharp relief the look of pain and suffering he had after his afternoon on the cross. Scientists working at the Xenox Institute were able to gain access to some of the raw data from the original simulation and use it to reconstruct the pecker of Jesus as it was at the moment he was wrapped in the shroud and put into Joseph’s cave.

 

Amazingly the 3d image of his genitalia reveals that the son of God was truly half man-half God; with the God bit stopping at about the wrist. And it appears that the crucifixion was more than a spiritual experience for JC – evidence from the 3d image shows that he may have had a boner at the time of his death!

It seems our Saviour was a bit of a kinky bastard Cool

 

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Professor Williams from the Xenox Institute says that they plan to recreate Christ’s pecker in plastic and sell it to the faithful.

“It would be wonderful for his devout followers to have something they could hang onto in a time of need”,  the Institute boss said,  “or failing that they could use it when they are feeling a bit horny for their Lord and Master."

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tex@xenoxnews.com (Stiffed Reporter) Images of the Body Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:12:38 +0000
What I've Just Done http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/what-ive-just-done.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/what-ive-just-done.html I just come back from the dunny.

Interesting Product Placement

Man I laid a foot long turd! A foot long at least! Curled up in the pan like a salami!

 

Didn't see any corn in it...

Sure felt good squeezing out that one; like a healthy feeling, all the 'toxins' gone from my body Cool

 

Feel so good I think i'll treat meself to a a nose full of corn flour.

 

LoonyLes

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tex@xenoxnews.com (Loony Les) Images of the Body Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:35:52 +0000
MY PAIN IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PAIN http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/MY-PAIN-IS-BIGGER-THAN-YOUR-PAIN.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/MY-PAIN-IS-BIGGER-THAN-YOUR-PAIN.html
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admin@xenoxnews.com (God Botherer) Images of the Body Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:45:16 +0000
Aussie Fatties Fear Forced Exercise http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/Aussie-Fatties-Fear-Forced-Exercise.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/Aussie-Fatties-Fear-Forced-Exercise.html admin@xenoxnews.com (Ricardovitz) Images of the Body Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:15:51 +0000 BUMS WITH BEARDS http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/BUMS-WITH-BEARDS.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/BUMS-WITH-BEARDS.html admin@xenoxnews.com (Ptolemy Baby) Images of the Body Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:00:30 +0000 Lumpy Scrotum http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/Lumpy-Scrotum.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/Lumpy-Scrotum.html
An infection gone wrong?

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admin@xenoxnews.com (I'm a Perv) Images of the Body Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:28:26 +0000
Crazy old non-core John's weight-loss plan. http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/Crazy-old-non-core-John-s-weight-loss-plan.html http://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/Crazy-old-non-core-John-s-weight-loss-plan.html

Will John lose 10 kilos of ugly fat - fast?
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admin@xenoxnews.com (Ex_Liberal_Voter) Images of the Body Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:31:29 +0000