I just come back from the dunny.
Man I laid a foot long turd! A foot long at least! Curled up in the pan like a salami!
Didn't see any corn in it...
Sure felt good squeezing out that one; like a healthy feeling, all the 'toxins' gone from my body 
Feel so good I think i'll treat meself to a a nose full of corn flour.
LoonyLes
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If life is a dream than give me more valium
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That log of shit is one long tube of steaMING MICROBES: CHOCK FULL OF life, just like the anus that squeezed it out like a tube of toothpaste; on the rim of life and death the arse is the place that looks over the horizon towards the distant edge of death to the everlasting life of bacterial re-genesis; it tells us a story people - that beyond hope there is really nothing but shit, death, blood, steamy sex, and the fissures of... Lost my train of thought, someone came and asked me a question and now it is all gone. I'll be back if I can remember what the fuck I was on about. |
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