"Dactor, it's me arse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there's a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and twenty appears and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash."£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit," says the Irishman..........
....I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
Ricardovitz
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Don't know which is worse with money, an Irish or a Jew. I bet many a doctor have come across this problem with both. Hid'n their money in places they aught'nt. |
Chato
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I heard a version of this joke, but it was not an irishman, but the Oz suckhole nation. When the doctor looked up its arsehole, he could see that a huge turd had cross-bred with a tapeworm. Instead of money coming out, the turd-tapeworm would not come out, and charged the doctor a service fee plus GST. |
Trucker Dan
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and arse isn't a good place to put your doe but sure is a nice place for my pecker. |
