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EAST TIMORESE NATIVES WELCOME BIG CHIEF JOHN HOWARD

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They were out in force in Dili today to welcome the founder of their nation John Howard. The crowd thronged round his cavalcade as he made his way from the airport.

“He is hero, the founder of our nation!” they cried in unison.

The natives were whooping for joy the day John Howard came to town


They gathered at the reception hall for the Australian Leader.


The armed gangs put down their weapons when their hero arrived

The newly elected leader of the Nation told John Howard:

"You are our hero. Our saint. God Bless you John Howard."
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Chet said:

OK, I'll bite! Now let's send Mr Howard to Iraq, have him maybe do a greet-and-meet in the streets of Sadr City? I'm real sure he would get the welcome he justly deserves!
July 26, 2007

Ex_Liberal_Voter said:

His stumpy little legs have been far from reliable lately. Maybe John could use some of his rubbery figures as a bungee cord to flick him to safety. BTW wasn't it Howard who claimed that the government of the day is to blame for interest rates? How come he is not claiming that now? The East Timorese can keep the filthy little horror clown.
July 26, 2007

Herr Fuckhead said:

I'd lay down with that fighter anyday!
July 26, 2007

Gondwana Garry said:

Air drop the little creep into the Tora Bora mountains....
July 26, 2007

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