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A farmer starts shaking his wife's shoulder at 4.00am "Come on Darling, up ya get, we are going shooting."

"But dear it is too cold and too early and I don't like shooting."

"Well, I will give you three options:
1. Get up and come shooting
2. I get to give you a quick fuck up the arse
3. You give me a head job.

Now think about it quickly while I put the dog in to the back of the ute."

The farmer takes his gun down from the top of the door and goes outside.

When he returns to his wife's bedside he says: "Ok, what have you decided?"

"Well, like I say its too cold to go shooting and I definitely don't want it up the rear so I will give you a blow job."

She goes at it and when she finishes she says "Oooh, it tastes like dog shit."

Then the farmer says: "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go shooting either".