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I recon y'all want to know "WHO'S BETTER THAN BUSH"?

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There is a man, a myth, an legend soon to be who is taking the Republican Party like a stormtrooper! No, it's not Fred Flinstone, it's FRED THOMPSON...
______________________________________________________________________ Fred Thompson is by far the most popular potential presidential candidate among Southern Republican voters, with 65 percent of those surveyed making him their top choice, according to a poll released Monday.

That the former GOP senator would get top billing in his this region is not a surprise.

What’s surprising is his lead over possible opponents and the magnitude of support for a man who has only hinted at a run. "If an election was held today between the two candidates from Tennessee - Fred Thompson on the Right, and Al Gore on the Left; Tennessee citzens would by far choose Fred Thompson" says Ricky Ricardovitz acclaimed, prize-winning correspondent.

In a poll the group conducted for the Washington-based Southern Political Report newsletter, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, the front-runner nationally among Republicans seeking the presidency next year, was listed by only 1 percent as their top choice. "NO ONE WANTS A WAP FROM JEWYORK", shouted one of those polled in Tennessee. Although, most agreed that a liberal WOP would be better suited to lead American than Shrillery Clinton, Ulsama Obama, or Al "Fats" Gore.

Next was former House Speaker Newt Gingrich at 55 percent and then Arizona Sen. John McCain at 10 percent.

“Fred Thompson is performing well in every poll in the sense he is unannounced,” Towery said.

New York Sen. Shrillery Clinton was the top choice for Tennessee Lemmicrats.

She was favored by 5 percent of those polled, followed by Ulsama Obama and former vice presidential candidate John "Homosexual" Edwards, each at 2 percent.

When former vice president and Tennessean Al "Fats" Gore is added to the list of declared and potential candidates, Clinton’s lead slipped to .28 percent to Gore’s 2.5 percent.

The telephone surveys of 600 Southern Lemmicrats and 600 Republicans were conducted March 31-April 1, and each poll has a margin of error of 3 percentage points.

A new AP poll will soon show whether Mr. Ricardovitz is making progress in gaining the bid for nomination of the Constitutional Party.

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DOCTOR_BENWAY said:

Ricky my boy, it's so good to see you moving up in the world. You need not ask how pleased I am with the effectiveness of our little therapy sessions. I have always believed that personal health is a matter of good programming of the human biocomputer. I would appreciate you sending my Recreational Psychiatry unit a blood sample and a brain scan. One can never be too careful Ricky - Rmember The Manchurian Candidate? I do...
April 11, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

I don't rightly know why you would need mine, but it is certainly available to you for a price. The brain scan, on the otherhand, isn't something that I cary around in my back pocket, Dr. Benway. However, I would be glad to provide you with magnetic imaging of my brain at work, also for a slight charge.

Please forward me an airline ticket and pay my taxi fare in advance so that I can visit with you. I'm sure that, working together, we can extract lots of blood for you to observe.

I'm so sorry, but I do not remember the Manchurian Candidate. Momma didn't let us watch TV or movies as she felt they were pure sin that rotted the soul. And, the only books momma approved of, until I was 12, was the Bible, books on evolution, and biographies of Wilhelm Wagner - oh, how momma loved his music so!
April 11, 2007

Nutty Ned said:

Fred Flinstone for President and Barney Vice-President.

Couldnt do any worse than the clowns they have now.
April 12, 2007

Unregistered said:

Ah, Nutty Ned, surery you mean Fled Frintsto?
- Chan
April 12, 2007

Alex_Hydell said:

As the US wars-of-choice in Afghanistan and Iraq drag on, the the USA will retreats to its billion dollar bunkers and its armed forces - overstretched, undermanned - will mutiny. One thing you dont read about is how many deserters there already are... no national guardsman wants to be in Iraq... nor she he/she be... Just wait... time will tell!
April 13, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

The USA is the most battle hardened nation o­n this planet. Win or loose, we will be much stronger in defense and offense than most other nations, as a result of the effort.

The bottom line - completely destroy the United States and its citizens. Otherwise, agression o­nly makes us stronger in the long run.
April 13, 2007

Squib Fancier said:

March 30, 2012

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