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ISLAMIC DEMOCRACY?

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Is there - or has there ever been - an Islamic society where those that rule are elected by universal suffrage, where freedom of speech, assembly and association is paramount, and where sex with a donkey is not considered an act of manhood? Unfortunately not.

There never was one and never will be. Not even at the point of a gun. Or several hundred thousand guns, for that matter.

And there will never, ever be peace in Iraq while foreign armies remain, and foreign powers call the shots. It's an historic certainty.

Only a spoiled, arrogant idiot would think otherwise. And you know which spoiled, arrogant idiot I mean!
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Anonymous said:

What an outrage: sex with a donkey!

I think it is much more humane to have it with a gerbil, preferably squeezed tight up my ass.



Carson,

C/o QueerEye Guys
April 28, 2005

Chato said:

Praise be to God that Aussie

democracy is kept safely under

lock and key by our plucky

little arse-seeking P.M.

Judas Weaklingston Hitler



The putrid Islamics hate us

because our freedoms have been

protected from public misuse

by our wise leaders.



We must remember -

Howardland Security says:

FREEDOM IS TOO VALUABLE TO BE

USED WILLY-NILLY BY THE PUBLIC.



I can sleep easy knowing that

freedom will not break loose

any time soon, and we will be

safe as long as it stays in

a secure hidden place.
April 29, 2005

agitprop said:

Not that the Bushniks have any real interest in democracy - at home or abroad - but its obvious neither do Arab societies. It's all about power struggles and greed. Now that's something the fucken Bushniks and the Saudi dictators share in common, big time!
April 29, 2005

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