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Joke

Friday, 14 February 2003 03:43 Correspondent
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Q: Did you hear about the mouse who took viagra?

A: Half an hour later he was wandering around the kitchen shouting "Where's the fucking pussy."


(thanks Popbitch.com)
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Anonymous said:

Great! I could use a laugh - Saddam H.
February 13, 2003

Anonymous said:

Did you hear about the Oz Pm who took viagra?



He imagined he strutted the historic world stage.



~ Ron (used to be Ronaldo)
February 15, 2003

Anonymous said:

The mouse that roared? The Duchy of Grand Winston? Australia is going down the moral cesspool at a cracking pace!
February 18, 2003

Anonymous said:

I don't think this is suitable!!!!!
June 16, 2004

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