to fall to zero as "skilled" migrants
take every dog kennel no matter how
high or disastrous the rent will be.
Some advice to Mister and Missus Landlord.
Don't advertise yourselves, because the
bad tenant man will be out there in the
dark night doing nothing but waiting.
He might just be hiding where you would
least expect him. There is no God, and
when you come for the rent - nobody will
hear you scream!
And mister immigration agent person -
Santa has not forgotten you either.
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LordyLordyLordy
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Poor old Sincity. Better to just douse it in petrol and let the whole fucking lot go up in smoke. |
Ricardovitz
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Like I said, you don't need to concern yerself with my commin for the "rent". I ain't into you. I'm just gonna pimp you out to them Hauller fellers. I won't need to get nowhere near your penis-infested buttocks. I'm after Sis and you're my ticket. |
Father Patrick
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God is my landlord I shall not want on Earth and in Heaven Give us this day our daily rent and forgive us as we forgive you for not getting bent AMEN |
Father Ted
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Oh thank you Paddy for your heartfelt words. Now get me that altar boy... Luv, Fr. Ted |
Gentle_Tenant
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Bog-cricket, I thought you would have learnt to stay off the wood alcohol. That methanol has made you even more loco than a skewered landlord. I can't follow any of that hillbilly crazy-talk. If it is pig buttocks or father-raping you are after, you can get that in that hell-bog you awful creatures wallow in - as well as every filthy pig-disease, and then some... |
Ricardovitz
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I reckon that a dead-beat Tenant ain't good fer nothin 'than guttin 'em fer meat and selling off their organs and blood to the Chinks. Fetch a good price from the Chinks on parts. Tan a Tenants skin and they's good for lampshades; specially with them new "green" bulbs - don't get too hot enough to crack my Tenant-Skin lamp. |
lisa
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