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GOD’S MIGHTY TOSSIL

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The Cap’n always has his way. For when he was ripped from his mother’s belly the midwife held him up and swore:

“He has God’s Mighty Tossil.”

Now he uses it as part of his command. Treads the boards and gets the crew to obey. No one really objects for when you have God’s Mighty Tossil inside you there ain’t much you can do except wriggle and moan.

And, after all, the lads do like a bit of friggin’ in the riggin’.

Poor Green Haired Jim was down below when the Cap’n caught him. Made him drop his draws and bend over. Fucked his date till it was a mass of blood and cum.

Still he didn’t cry out much.

In fact he felt blessed; he had had God’s Mighty Tossil inside him.




Boned by God’s Mighty Tossil.
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Unregistered said:

That lot is just as attractive as a fatal car smash.
- Ray Tracer
June 07, 2007

Herr Fuckhead said:

I'd fuck a guy with green hair.
And a girl with no hair.
And a randy polar bear.



Fuck, i'd fuck anyhting.
June 07, 2007

Unregistered said:

Herr Fuckhead, one of these days somebody will call the fire brigade to come and hose you down. Does the hair on your palms get caught in your mouse? Can you read the big print on an eyechart? These are questions that often torment us.
- A Friend
June 07, 2007

Brother Bill said:

Does this missive have the imprimatur of Arch Bishop Pell
June 07, 2007

LordyLordyLordy said:

Thats Pell with his gear off; he is the one on top.

And that's Tony Abbott with a green wig!
June 07, 2007

agitprop said:

Looks more like a tosser than a tossel
June 07, 2007

FlimFlamMan said:

If that is true Lordy than I'm sure it is a picture Tony wants to hide.
August 09, 2010

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