Costello, as I have reported, has already broken one promise to the wankers.
But we know that crotchety old fart Howard has declared War on Wanking. So is it tweedledum for tweedldee?
I reckon that we need some more options. The Liberal Party is chock full of pompous dick pullers who could give Australia back to the masturbaters.
Brendan Nelson springs to mind as an inveterate wanker, perhaps he should take over the top job?
Tony Abbott has all that Catholic guilt from playing with himself too much; as Australia’s leader will he give Aussie wankers a fair go?
How about a woman? Bronwyn Bishop is an ideal candidate, many Aussies both he-males, she-males, and dykes of all descriptions have waxed lyrical over her charms. As the new PM Bronny would certainly stimulate the paper industries.
Whoever takes the job they should be on notice that cum next election time the Wankers of Oz will be judging them.
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Chato
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I bet Bronny has teeth at BOTH ends! Even if Johnny were to hump Costello in public, they still wouldn't get my vote. |
Horny Voter, Chatswood
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Looks like Tony 'wanker' Abbott will get his chance to be PM soon enough the way old JuLiar is going... |
Royal Tenenbaum
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As long as Friar F*ck is Opposition leader, Gilly has nought to fear. The man is a certified nutcase, as dense as a sack full of hammers, and HE still thinks a slogan is a policy. Even Aussie voters aren't that stupId. are they? |
handy with me palm
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Right on! Wanker power! Whoever gives a good deal for us wankers gets my vote! |
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