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Home Life and Style Lifestyles I WARNED YOU AND I WARN YOU AGAIN

I WARNED YOU AND I WARN YOU AGAIN

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Next warning:-
This is too late for some, and you should
already know about these things.
- *Chato Institute free public service*


I warned you pathetic dullards about John.
Now some poor dullards may not know about
certain "lifestyles" and their "rewards".

Chato actually approves of idiots removing
themselves by Darwinian selection, but they
are spreading disease and reducing the power
of antibiotics against a large range of
deadly bacteria. So here is an attempt to
do a little bit to help the stupid and the
innocent among us.

Here is a link, so that you may educate
yourselves, before the microbes do!
As for you others - may the Dark Lord
have no mercy on your souls or arseholes!
.oOo.

http://www.skepticfiles.org/gay/gaysex2.htm
Comments (7)add comment

Unregistered said:

Listen you bludger, I'll suckhole as many important persons as it takes to make my nation relaxed and comfortable, and safe from self-raising anthrax flour!
- masked mystery rodent
December 09, 2006

Muffin Man said:

A snort a day keeps me happy and gay
December 09, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Chato blasphames the Lord and sounds the trumpets ushering in his demonic false savior. Satan has deceived you, Chato, for you have been fooled into believing that he can and will do for you what the Lord will not.

Satan wants nothing more than to harvest the wretched souls of homosexuals and drug-guzzling weak minds. The Evil One has plans for your soul, Chato, and it has nothing to do with what you believe he has promised you. YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED. Repent, or burn in hell for all eternity! Repent your sins and your transgressions against the Lord, Chato. Say just a little prayer and humble yourself before the Lord. Do it before it is too late.
December 11, 2006

Chato said:

Ricky, my wayward children have angered me greatly, but it is only fair that I give them fair warning before I let them destroy themselves.
Those who worship John shall wail and gnash their teeth. There shall be much wailing and gnashing!
December 11, 2006

Chato said:

Ricky, this may help you to understand:-
So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth and sever the wicked from among the just, and shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
--Matt. 13:49,50.
December 11, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

He who commits wickedry in ignorance and by deception of the Devil may be forgiven if he repents before the Lord and Savior; He who claims never to have committed wikedry is ignorant and must be educated on his sins before he is ready to receive salvation. But, he who gleefully commits wickedry for the lust of the Devil, shall burn in the firey pits of hell, without any chance of salvation.
December 12, 2006

LordyLordyLordy said:

Or heaven with all them angels crying about their knob ache.

I know where I'd prefer to be!
December 12, 2006

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