Authentic Mexican Food Experience a taste of Old Mexico when you visit Chato's Wetback Restaurant in downtown Dadeville. You will find baboon faces and lazy service at a price that can't be beat. If you just ignore them 7 wetback families livin in the restaurant, you can git yerself some decent grub. Nathan says you won't find any ornaments made in Kazchinkistan or Chinorea - they's all from Tijuiana. Chato's is a family friendly - where you can watch the young wetback ladies do naked "quarter squats" on friday nights and have amorous relations with donkeys every thrusday during happy hour. Chato says bring the little niños and swap them out for little gringo babies on monday nights. Cock fighting and dawg fights every Saturday night.
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Chato
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I've got restaurants and cantinas all over the USA, my hillbilly friend. Chilli that would burn all the parasites out of your butt if you just glance at it! |
Herr Fucknuckle
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...serve up hot and sweaty enchalidas? Preferably with a touch of that special sauce you get once a month. Yours in a sweaty mess, Herr Fuckyouruncle |
Ricardovitz
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You wetbacks can make some damn fine chilli - got 'nuf habenaro in it to kill off all that salmanilla. That way, no one rightly knows if it's the habenaro or the salmanillia that is a mak'n them get them explosive fecal squirts. |
