Now, I've been reporting here for nearly two years. And, If'n I haven't seen but one female post here, that would be one more than I can hardly remember.
There just seems to be a bunch of stank-hole homosexual men posting over here. I'm starting to feel like you folks is looking at me a little weird! Now, I ain't no Homosexual, and Lord knows I preach to Jesus that the good Lord fixes you Homosexuals but real good. There is a cure, I know it, but y'all just haven't found it yet.
In the mean time, I really want to here from the ladies out there. Wady'all look like? Fatties? Skinnies? Any women-folk here need a Cottage up in the beautiful green hills of the Southern Appalachians? Maybe we can arrange something for you. Much rather have a Female-Tenant than a Gentel Tenant.
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TEX LUMBAGO
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Well if you and your Gentle tenant friend started to behave maybe there would be more of the fairer sex around here. |
Trucker Dan's Roadhouse Bitch
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I look a bit like a girl... most can't tell. I been admiring all the manly comments being made. Get's me hotter and wetter than a dike caught in a twister in New Orleans. |
Gentle_Tenant
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Just take some simple extra precautions when skinning gay landlords - disinfectants, double gloves, full bio-hazard suit. |
Ricardovitz
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I guess Aussie women ain't literate enough to write anything. Hey, what do Ausie women look like anyway? Do they mix with the Blackoriginals? Or is they nice and white? Let me have some perty pictures of Ausie women! Let's see what you folks have to brag 'bout! |
Ricardovitz
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 Whooooo! Man, that's rough. No wonder why you Aussies are so messed up. Lord Forgive ye! |
Ricardovitz
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I found some pictures of Aborigionies for y'all to see, and your anal-retentive Landlord here done censored them. So, now I don't have any representatives of Aussie women here on yer Astralien website. Y'all wouldn't know a perty li'll thang - maybe that thar be the problem. |
Phil
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Secret hook-up joint?!! Fuck no wonder I never pick up here. C'mon wave the rainbow flag and let everyone know! |
Ricardovitz
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I reckon I didn't mean to cry too much - I knows you got your hands all fulled up with them Hippy cry-babies. |
Sindy
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Aymericans are so full of themselves it makes me sick. And those in-bred Ricardo-types are like some sort of evolutionary throwback. o wonder you can't win any of the wars you start... Oh, wait there was little old Granada, wasn't there. Wow, what a great victory that was! Iraqis and Afghanis will be picking marines out of their teeth for years to come. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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For some I suppose, this is a delicate subject, but down at the Recreational Psychiatry(TM) unit, we dive straight in with the scalpel - removing heaps of useless glandular tissue and those wasted areas of the brain. Rarely have I failed to convert a seemingly ruined example of sexual confusion into a useful toiler and consumer and taxpayer for the better people of society. And in our deepest souls, isn't that what we all want really? |
John-lover
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You are a good man Doctor Benway. If you ever need anything sucked, I'm your man. It is about time that more God-fearing citizens stood up for family values, and property values, like you do. We cannot afford to have people doing whatever they want in a free country that John in his godly wisdom has granted us. You sure you don't need something licked, Doctor? |
Ricardovitz
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Never did we commence the bloodshed against Afghani sand dwellers! They attacked our kin-folk up in the Yankee States. That attack handed us the ticket to destroy all Muslims that we possibly can. Ain't no nevermind to me if you want to call them Afghani's Iraqi's, or Irunians. If'n one of those Islam-preaching, butt-licking, dog-humping, goat-sperm-lapping Arabs kills one American in the name of their Satan-Allah, then we are justified to commit genocide on 'em all. That's the way I see it, boys and girls, especially Sindy. We need to have a "scoarched-earth" policy when it comes to popp'in off Islamics terrorists. |
rainbow
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open your eyes you hicks..we are not living in the 1800's anymore..we are all people..we love the same.. |
Ricardovitz
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If'n thar's one good thang 'bout homosexuls, it's that they dern't self-replicate. Any old boy who thanks a stinky butt-hole, the trapdoor to a man's poop-tube, is somethin worth hankerin fer, is a derranged, sexully retarded individual. That person needs a serious lobotomy. Yep, that'll fix some stink-hole lickin boy right up. |
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