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A difficult future for senior Libs.


I'm sure this report is true.
Senior "John Howard Party" ministers have
consulted kindly Centrelink einsatzgruppen
in preparation for their expected Howard-led
victorious defeat.
They were seen sneaking out of a Centrelink
fire exit with their collars turned up.
It seems that they all failed the entrance
test for Work-For-The-Dole.
It is hard to imagine what productive work
such creatures could do after their long
years of bludging on the taxpayers.

Would you employ them? Of course not!
We are not stupid, we who trudge the hard
yards under the yoke of Stalinist Howardland
reforms, trying to avoid the lash
of John's Neo-Fuckwit thugs.