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Home Life and Style Lifestyles MORE FIREWORKS AND FOOTBALL!! GREAT!

MORE FIREWORKS AND FOOTBALL!! GREAT!

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Meanwhile... ...you die horribly in overloaded
hospitals as grotesque, lying, greedy
politicians drone on about "prosperity"
and "growth" and "property prices".
.oOo.
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The Angry Vegetarian said:

I just paid $8.00 for 6 frikken tomatoes for chrisake! That's $10.00 a kilo, people! Who the hells in charge of this banana monarchy!
September 26, 2007

Digger said:

Typical bleeding heart leftie. Moaning and complaining. Get a real job and stop bludging off govt handouts and then you might be able to live like the rest of us silent majority.

Digger,
Cranbourne
September 27, 2007

Howard hater on crack said:

Digger, every moment away from Johnny's rectum must be torment for you. You might become like John's media whore Alan, prowling the public conveniences of the world looking for love from strange men.
September 27, 2007

Ex_Liberal_Voter said:

That's inflation TAV. The central banks of the world have decided that the rest of us will yet again bail out the credit junkies. I don't know about the rest of you but I'm sick of this frigging game. It's not only tomatoes!
September 27, 2007

Ex_Liberal_Voter said:

Australians are in debt to levels never before seen in the history of credit, with the only two periods that come close - the 1880s and 1920s - followed by major depressions.
September 27, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

would pay $8 for tomatos and a heap of greens.

Specially when you can git meat cheaper! You're country is overrun with these ugly gray Kangaroos that could be harvested into delicious meat, but you dumb vegitarians probably couldn't figure out how to harvest one.

Here's a lesson for you:

1. Get a gun and shoot a Kangaroo. If'n you can't get a gun, just run the damn thing over. But, if you are one of those really stupid vegans who don't even own a truck, then you will have to buddy up with one of your wild aborigionees and get them to learn you how to hunt them. It'll only take 4 hungry vegans to team up like wild dogs to get you one.

2. If you can catch a gray Kangaroo alive, and if it's a male, then castrate it by tying some twine around it's nuts. Pen it up for a few weeks and feed it corn, starchy grain and molasses. If it's a female, do the same thing - well except strangulating its nuts.

3. Slaughter time: string the Kangaroo up alive by the hind legs from a tree. Get two large buckets. put the first bucket under the head and slice the head off, draining the blood into the bucket (save this for some blood puding). Then gut the animal by slicing it along it's abdomon to its rib cage, and reach in and take the guts out. Skin it with a good sharp skinning kife - save the hyde for tanning

4. Butcher the meet by first sawing the limbs off at the joints and then the meet off of the bones.

5. Freeze the meat immediately.

6. Grind up the organs and make sausage out by stuffing it into the small intestines.

7. Pickle the feet and give the head of the animal to your aboriginee friend for showing you how to hunt - all darkies like eating these body parts.

8. Grind the meat or make steaks, flavor to your liking and throw it on the grill.

Damn! I just save the life of a tomato-eating hippy! I'm not sure if I should be shot for that, or become an eagle scout.
October 01, 2007

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