Xenox News

Touching last messages from the
adoring victims of John.


As more and more Oz dullards make the big
decision to leave the Howardland paradise
for the wonderful world promised by the
Hellsong Church of Satan, a strange new
phenomenon has been noticed.

The tone of the suicide messages of those
departing for Glory is becoming increasingly
apologetic and grovelling to John Hogturd.
For instance:-

"Dear John, you glorious being, please accept
my apology for being unworthy to sniff your
glorious arse. I have failed to benefit from
your harsh but fair reforms, despite having
worked my fingers to the bone and having
destroyed my health and wealth for you.
I can only conclude that I am a hopeless
bludger who will never own a huge house,
and will never drive a huge 4 wheel-drive
assault vehicle.

I have failed you and the Howardland,
please boil-down my body for soap and
fertilizer.

With eternal grovelling love, from
Joe Dullard, your supporter and fan.