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Home Life and Style Lifestyles NEW AGE REFORMATION: SECRETS OF THE ‘FUCKING FURIOUS’!

NEW AGE REFORMATION: SECRETS OF THE ‘FUCKING FURIOUS’!

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A 3-day workshop in a secluded country hideaway will take you on the motivational trip of a lifetime.

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Secrets of the ancients revealed in this must-see workshop.
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We motivate the motivators, a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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A technique that offers you release that will have you weak at the knees.

Scientifically proven, you’ll be waxing lyrical. A fucking great weight off your shoulders. Our world-class staff will take you on a personal journey to the center of your universe.

It’s a play on words. Receive a certificate of achievement at the end of the course; at the ‘Fucking Furious’ graduation.

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Comments (3)add comment

Chato said:

Wow!
August 05, 2005

agitprop said:

What's a plinth? Is it that big blunt object protruding from Germ Howard's arse?
August 05, 2005

Venting Wasabi said:

You are mistook! The protrusion from the PM's rectum is in fact that infamous robo-catholic Tony Abbott!
November 01, 2006

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