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He stood there as the girl watched. He felt this
almost overpowering urge to cut or injure. His
mustache twitched and he smiled when she begged
him to stop and then screamed as the blade sliced
through the skin of his neck.
The pain flung him from his body. And out of the
gash in the Frenchman's neck spilled hundreds of
tiny curls like soft cheese that should be avoided
during enzymatic release of large amounts of
insulin. His blood pressure dropped significantly.
His trips out of the bedroom dropped to zero, and
a small pop was heard throughout the land. "That's
it I'm dead!" he thought. "Oh! precious is the
flow That makes me white as snow!"
He reached up to his neck and felt the gaping hole.
The girl came over and stuck a fork in his eye
and thankfully it wasn't as painful as he thought
it would be.
Jesus is powerful. But nothing about spiritual
abuse is simple.
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Comments (5)
Cynical observer
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Faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkk! Can't trust them strange urges! Or is it Jesus that we must not trust? I can't remember. |
Rabbi Goyim Go Fuck Yourself
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Forget that book of relevation it is filled with stupid Goyim rubbish. The only prohecy you stinkos need to know that we are the chosen and you are fucked. |
Ricardovitz
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Yep. Thar Jews are the Chosen....but fer what? The Lord dern't say now do he. But Our Lord done showed us what thar Jews is fer. Jews were given thar land of Palestine....and it was ripped away from them cuz of thar WICKEDNESS. Jews were given the "good life" in Europa way back yonder...but God sent his Crusaders to fix thar WICKEDNESS once again. And, then Jews were given a right nice home in Germany and, what happened??? God had ta set 'em straight again, fer thar wicked ways and diss'n the Lord - so he let the Devil toss 'em into ovens and smoke 'em up in gas rooms. Now, thar Lord has deliverd the Jews from the Devil YET AGAIN!!!! Delivered them to New Palistine, now called Israel. And, Lord said unto them Jews - GO FORTH AND SMITE YER ENEMIES WHO FORSAKE ME!!! I WILL BE WITH YOU AND YOU MUST DO THIS FER ME!!!! So, Jews know what need ta be done. They know they's need to DESTROY EVIL MUSLIMS. DESTROY THE DEVIL'S SERVANTS. DESTROY SYRIAN, IRAN, EGYPT, ARABIA and whatever whatnot lives 'tween them folks. But, thar Jews, they hem and haw, and cry, and waiver upon the words of thar Lord. Now, boys and girls, what do y'all think God's got in mind foer the Jews if'n they dern't listen to 'm this time 'round? Y'all think and pray on that fer a spell. |
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