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Some more plain talk

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about the things that worry us all


The collapse of supernatural phenomena leaves us
scratching our heads. Normally, these serve as
sentinels of human degradation and social decay.
Yet social decay is clearly reflected in
statistics where the concepts of statistical error
and idiocy are easily confused with each other.

A statistical error is the more dangerous the more
truth it contains. The margin of sampling error is
the price you pay for original sin. Are you
willing to subject yourself to slavery to keep an
idiot busy? Are our "leaders" idiots? So many
questions. I can hardly begin to put them in
words.

Time waits for no mysterious and demonic
supernatural force, floating television sets, or
pancakes that flip by themselves. Just because you
cannot see it does not mean your house is haunted,
although it might be.

There was blood dripping off our disappointments
when we discovered the weaknesses and limitations
of our own physicality and the world in general.
In addition to these are examples of the various
sacred and profane things that violate physical
laws.

Though the evil illusionist desecrates our simple
trust, I will not let him desecrate my spirit.

Comments (12)add comment

Cynical observer said:

Some people believe that we are receiving messages from aliens. Perhaps they are actually ghosts.
September 14, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

But, I can tell you a thang or two 'bout Aliens.

We got a whole heap of illegal aliens here in Dixie. My boys is workin on a plan to round them up and git them back to thar mule-women south of the Rio Grande. God-fearing Christians we are, I reckon it's our duty to reunite even the lowest vermin living amungst us with thar familiy.

So, we all pitched in and bought Clyde's old catfish row boat and we're gonna stuff as many of them Aliens in that thar boat (ain't gonna charge them nothin neither) and set them sail back to Mexico.
September 15, 2008

Mr Beatitude said:

Its neither ghosts nor aliens. Its the voice of the over mind of the human species telling us that what science tells us, what science explains and justifies, is not quite right.

What is the good of science anyway? All that it has done is taken us to the brink of annihilation of the planet.

Science is the biggest hoax going around. Has done as much harm to humanity as chrisitianity.
September 15, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

multiple personality even ifn no ghost, fake Ricky. Leastaways old Doc Benway say that be the truthin. But thems pancakes that flip by themselves got Ricky hankerin fer a real hillbilly style chaw-down. Ricky'll jist eat most any thang, even if it be ghost tribulated. Howbout youns?
September 16, 2008

Hobo joy said:

Science is like a drunk tottering down a dead end street thinking a pub will be around the corner.
September 17, 2008

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* said:

Science is all fine and good but just around the corner things are looking up, because I'm a drunk with women troubles and a dead end job.
September 17, 2008

Prof Williams said:

As the author of countless scientific publications (don't believe me? - fucking google it) I can o­nly wonder at the amazing ignorance you lot display. Without science there would be no health, no economy, no pub, and NO FUCKING INTERNET!

I know that for you knowledge plebs it is hard to keep a logical train of thought in your head for more than a few seconds. But please do try to understand that there are those among you who have taken the next step up the evolutionary ladder. WE WHITE COATED SUPERMEN have created this world of pleasure and excitement for you. The least you could do is every o­nce in a while GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND WORSHIP US!

Yours in logicalness,

Prof Williams
XenoxInstitute
New Guinea Highlands
September 17, 2008

Mr Beatitude said:

Without science the earth would not be faced with total collapse and human skills based on the 6th sense would be well used and practised. There would be no need of any internet as true supermen do not need wires and radios.

You 'white coated supermen' are frauds; more like 'white coated snake oil salesmen'.
September 17, 2008

Cynical observer said:

Just for a moment there I was worried about what was to follow "down on your fucking knees and..."
September 18, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

What we need is engineers - yep, engineers to make us better guns and knives and such. What y'all need is ME, Ricardovitz as yer prime minister so's I can pass laws that let y'all have guns and knives and such to protect yerselves. Yer gooberment is EVIL, and you need a Savior.

Vote Ricardovitz for Prime Minister of Australia in 2010.
September 18, 2008

Mr Beatitude said:

Supermen don't need no guns
September 18, 2008

Superman said:

Speak for yourself, Mr Beatitude. We supermen avail ourselves of the benefits of modern technology whenever it seems helpful.
September 19, 2008

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