In the wake of terrorist bomb threats against
peaceful, law-abiding citizens of Sydney's
northern suburbs, those who live south of the
Harbour Bridge are wondering if anyone is really
safe now.
It seems that the offender is a psychopath who
afflicted by delusions of adequacy, thinks that he
has "shaken hands with the Devil", and now has
superhuman powers.
The only clues so far, are strange tracks that
seem to have been left by a giant rodent, and
there may have been some scrawlings that seem to
spell out "I know where the WMD are!"
I say that we all have a "mutual obligation" to
help hunt down this rodent before he finds some
WMD and plants them around the city.
We cannot rest until this monster is flushed out
of his relaxed and comfortable spider hole.
.oOo.
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Digger
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Don't worry about your leftie favourite Maxine; she will "bomb" out in the election. Just like your other favourite Kevin "I like bribers" Rudd, our leader has got him on the run. Digger, Cranbourne. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Mister Digger, your brain, it is magnificent! Almost unique I believe. I must see your lobes - is there any chance you would submit to an examination in my Recreational Psychiatry unit? I can assure you that your brain is wasted in a dump like Cranbourne... |
Digger
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Well Dr I do feel comfortable with my intelligence in this area. None the less, I must refuse your offer for I expect you are just another bleeding heart latte-sipping lefty. Regards, Digger, Cranbourne |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Mister Digger, I feel that I must hold the offer open for you to be among the immortals. Maybe you would reconsider if I manage to pickle the PM? (now there is a very, very, SPECIAL brain, and I think he will stay in power until firemen hose his rotted remains out of Kirribilli House) |
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