Still climbing the "ladder of opportunity" that
leads to the "level playing field of fair
competition" where you can fight other desperates
for the best spot in the rubbish tip so you can
enjoy "prosperity" and even more "fairness" than
you believed possible?
God, I wish I could have your firm blind faith!
No I don't! I'm lying - just like Johnny.
I'm happy that you sheeple will be in the front
lines copping the bullets as fair payment for your
faith in the assurances of the glorious elevated
ones.
Just work harder, longer, cheaper. Don't forget to
believe, and trust, and grovel, and suck-up lots
of spectator sport and fireworks.
.oOo.
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Ricardovitz
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You can do whatever "suck-upping" you want in the privacy of your own shack, so long as you don't make no noise. But, if you dern't pay your rent, then I'm gonna come knocking with my big black steel toed boots, a crow-bar in one hand, Glock 9mm strapped to my waist and my stun-baton in another hand. That's how we keep shit-bag tenants in line 'round here. |
Gentle_Tenant
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Cheap Chinese three inch wide sticky tape. Around their filthy rent-thieving heads and around their dribbling, stupid, land-grabbing cakeholes. Bludging, genetically-defected, tribulated landlords can try to scream all they want when you slice their testicles into a bucket for stray animal feed. That Chinese sticky tape holds it all in - real good. |
Ricardovitz
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Stun Batons in Ausbanaland. All you got, Tenant, is Cheap Chinese tape? Ever see what happens to a man when stun with a 2,000,000 volt stun baton? It don't kill 'em. It just knocks him out in convulsions shakin on the ground a thawed gerbil in a Homosexual anus. Let's me get some good licks in with my steel-toed boots. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tenant Lollipop? I done counted 'bout 5 - that's what it takes. Hey, Tenant, I reckon I aught to let you in on a little secret. You know them little dime-store throw-away cameras with flashes in 'em? Only cost 'bout $10 and they make a mighty fine stun gun! Lord, yes they do - take it apart and touch them two contacts to the light bulb to yer chest, Tenant. Makes for a fun evening with yer drink'in buddies. Shore does. Anywhoo, I don't fart 'round with no camera stun-guns. I got me one that plugs into the wall socket - ain't no sense in having all them volts if'n you ain't got a few amps to throw behind it. Know what I mean, Tenant? |
Cynical observer
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Ricky, I believe the tape and a sharp blade could do the job. The main thing is to avoid being caught naked, "dancing" with the pigs in the dark. The Tenant sounds like the type of weirdo who goes around with night-vision gear and stun-darts. If I were you, I would turn the outdoor lights on, and to Hell with what the local retards would see through their hillbilly telescopes. Save your marbles for your favourite pig. |
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