There is a guy who wants to fuck me.
And woe is me; cause he is the Cap'n.
I dream of love. I dream of a soul mate. Together for eternity.
All he wants is to friction his dick with my colon. To explode that last bit of hope a man has into my arse.
I stand on the deck and hold the wheel. The wind is rising and the lads are hauling in the sails. But shit; here comes the Cap'n with his flags round his ankles and a cock cutlass in his hand.
I'm gunna have to stand at the wheel and watch the lonesome world go by...
"I'm done Jim" And he walks away.
He calls it love. But I dream of something more...
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Chato
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Don't take it personally Jim. His name is actually John and he has been screwing us all for a very long time. What's worse is that he plans to keep on doing it. Start worrying when he injects acid into your frontal lobes to turn you into a suitable Aussie zombie (Dahmer copyrighted method). No personal volition, but your body stays fresh for weeks! |
Ex_Liberal_Voter
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John is officially a genital wart-virus infected man. Remember: wife with cervical cancer = husband infected with HPV wart virus. Sew-up your orifices, there is HIV, HPV, HepA, HepB, HepC, GST and FTA out there! And John is spreading the lot! |
Green Haired Jim
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"To explode that last bit of hope a man has into my arse." Quite proud of that ;) |
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