You know people post up all sorts of things!
Well you can be sure that my pedigree is true.
I’m not ashamed to say that I am a special man.
My roots go all the way back to the Tree of Jesse. Mother was an heiress to a massive fortune. My strong handsome looks betray my place at the top of the pile.
Women line up before me; I’ll select who I want.
My career was layed out for me the day I was born. Father was tailor; mother some bitch he fucked in a stable.
Please don’t be offended; I have risen above my circumstances!
That doesn’t mean I don’t have regrets; there are many a lady who failed to have my pleasure intact.
It would be a mistake to dismiss my claims, I have proof, it is all irrefutable.
No, it is not arrogance that drives me. The world needs to know my divinity. I will strut the stage…
Sir Richy Titchalot
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