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Home Life and Style Lifestyles VALLEY OF THE EVIL DEAD

VALLEY OF THE EVIL DEAD

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You have never been sucked so good before,
by the parasitic Oz ruling elite, their
crap-flinging P_erforming M_onkey who gets
paid very big peanuts indeed, and their
filthy, stinking, shit-pail media whores.


Have you noticed a concave depression in the
top of your head lately? Feeling sort-of
sucked dry, about to implode at any moment?
Does a little voice in your head whisper
that you are a low-life bludging loser?
Do you feel like a worthless piece of shit
that needs to grovel to the rich and famous,
and give them your labour cheap?

You are showing signs of having been leeched
by expert "values vampires" who are being
led by John "Black Hole" Hogturd, who got
his sinister nickname because nothing sucks
worse than a black hole. Even though he is
only a shit dag hanging off the globalist
butt-hole, his destructive powers are vast.

For more than a decade Ostrichlians have
been under attack by evil, smirking fiends.
Not satisfied with grabbing the loot and the
power in the land, they also must strip away
any sense of value or worth in their poor
victims, and somehow drape themselves in the
skins of those whose worth they've sucked
away and stolen.

Having no intrinsic worth of any kind, this
blight on the land, having to live as an
evil arsewipe values vampire, parades in the
value and worth of others as though it all
came from his own howardly, parasite self.

The most awful part of this grim, dawning
apocalypse, is that once the victim's value
and worth have been sucked away, they
themselves become infected and must forever
roam this barren land as psychic parasites,
trying to suck worth and life from the
seemingly living.
As they shuffle through their pointless
days, they start worshipping celebrities,
calling people "bludgers" and "losers",
grovelling to the so-called leaders, rolling
on the ground in fits of skin-deep
sentimentality over the self-inflicted
injuries of their sports icons, buying
tickets to celebrity funerals and other such
signs of those that lack any authentic life.

http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/
Comments (8)add comment

Onan the ball bearer said:

September 18, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

what they hate about Australia's present prime minister?  As an American outsider looking in, when I read a commentary like the o­ne above, it means nothing to me.  It says nothing.  It gives you no reason to agree at all with the writer. 

Instead, what I come away thinking is that the author is just some poor loser who feels "screwed" by the system, who likes to bitch, rant and whine to vent his own personal frustration with being o­ne of society's losers!   So, not o­nly do I think you are just another loser, but also a loser who cannot express himself or even put forth an intelligable point.

Think about it.  I, Mr. Joe American, reading about Aussi's prime minister: 

"leeched by expert values vampires"..."John "Black Hole" Hogturd"..." he is o­nly a shit dag hanging off the  globalist butt-hole"..."victim's value and worth have been sucked away, they themselves become infected and must forever roam this barren land as psychic parasites"......

It's very boring reading and says nothing about the basis of your complaint.  What has John done that you don't like?  How has it impacted your life?  What was your life like before John became prime minister?  That might be the basis for some discussion that would make for a little more interesting read.

September 18, 2006

Bilegrip said:

September 18, 2006

Chato said:

Why would someone "screwed" by Johnny complain? No, one can only conclude that John, by behaving like an arsewipe for foreign interests, must be proud of his grovelling.
So Chato is simply admiring the vainglory of the toxic little wart.
I hope this clears up your confusion.
I can understand that you must feel under some pressure, defending the crumbling empire of evil.
September 19, 2006

Unregistered said:

Some retardo vitz commented about chato name calling the appalling arse-wipe of australian politics. The complaint, read that 'I don't accept it, it's not good enough, I want to be entertained, it means nothing to me, it's unintelligable'. Of course people who state a complaint about a complaint, are terribly confused people, and more often than not confused people are retarded in some way. North Americans are only riding on the coat tails of their high-achievers anyway; one in a million.

September 20, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

I guess you can't. Don't even want to outline one thing that PM John did that you personally don't like.

Typical.
September 20, 2006

Wiggins said:

Howard's war against masturbation was the end of him for mine.
September 20, 2006

Headmaster said:

Please return to my office.

It is time for another dicky-back ride.
September 21, 2006

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