WHAT DOES DIM BULB 'OPUS DEI' DEVOTEE ABBOTT WEAR UNDER HIS PANTS?

Wednesday, 26 October 2005 06:00 EyeOnOz

Tony Abbott is a senior figure in 70 year old Aussie PM Howard’s government. He is well known as a devout Catholic who is always fondling his rosary under the table.

He is also suspected as being a leading member of the Australian branch of Opus Dei.

So is this what he is wearing under his trousers?

This crude device is worn around the thigh by high ranking members of the sinister Catholic cult. Like a 21st century hair shirt it’s supposed to let the wearer feel the pain of Jesus crucifixion. No wonder that worm Abbott is always squirming around...

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Chato said:

Have pity! Most Roman Catholic boys

grow-up with permanent masturbatory

fear of going blind suddenly.

If they had only worshipped the holy

Rubber Chook they could make the

cock crow without any fear.

October 26, 2005

Max said:

My Canberra sources tell me me the Mad Monk DOES NOT wear underpants.

October 26, 2005

Anonymous said:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

March 13, 2006

Godwin grinch said:

Wasn't he killed off in that silly flick starring Tom Hanks and the Vatican?

December 16, 2009

FlimFlamMan said:

And to think this fuckwit will be Aussie PM soon. Maybe he will make wearing of the spikes enforceable for all Catholics. At the least he will probably put that dimwit Archbishop Pell as Science adviser!

September 09, 2011

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