Xenox News

Friday
Apr 18th
Text size
  • Increase font size
  • Default font size
  • Decrease font size
Home Life and Style Lifestyles WHAT DOES DIM BULB 'OPUS DEI' DEVOTEE ABBOTT WEAR UNDER HIS PANTS?

WHAT DOES DIM BULB 'OPUS DEI' DEVOTEE ABBOTT WEAR UNDER HIS PANTS?

E-mail Print PDF
: starstarstarstarblank
Tony Abbott is a senior figure in 70 year old Aussie PM Howard’s government. He is well known as a devout Catholic who is always fondling his rosary under the table.



He is also suspected as being a leading member of the Australian branch of Opus Dei.

So is this what he is wearing under his trousers?



This crude device is worn around the thigh by high ranking members of the sinister Catholic cult. Like a 21st century hair shirt it’s supposed to let the wearer feel the pain of Jesus crucifixion. No wonder that worm Abbott is always squirming around...
Comments (9)add comment

Chato said:

Have pity! Most Roman Catholic boys

grow-up with permanent masturbatory

fear of going blind suddenly.



If they had only worshipped the holy

Rubber Chook they could make the

cock crow without any fear.
October 26, 2005

Max said:

My Canberra sources tell me me the Mad Monk DOES NOT wear underpants.
October 26, 2005

Anonymous said:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
March 13, 2006

Godwin grinch said:

Wasn't he killed off in that silly flick starring Tom Hanks and the Vatican?
December 16, 2009

FlimFlamMan said:

And to think this fuckwit will be Aussie PM soon. Maybe he will make wearing of the spikes enforceable for all Catholics. At the least he will probably put that dimwit Archbishop Pell as Science adviser!
September 09, 2011

Fucken Lizard Tongued Cunt Head said:

Ahah! So someone was onto the rubber chook conspiracy!



Would anyone mind if I bring it again as part of #respill ?

Kev
February 23, 2012

FlimFlamMan said:

Please do
February 23, 2012

Padre Pio said:

I reckon that sister fucking sinner Ricardovitz needs to wear the guilt garters. Might wise him up to stop following his heathen ways and start worshipping at the only true Church of Christ. The Holy Roman Catholic Church!
May 15, 2013

Ricardovitz said:

You jest chokin yer chicken in the wind boy-fornicator.

I see XenoxNews is gettin with it - my displayed characters is: KKKU
May 15, 2013

Write comment
quote
bold
italicize
underline
strike
url
image
quote
quote
smaller | bigger

security image
Write the displayed characters


busy
 
Other articles in this section for your reading pleasure...

Xenox Tweets

Xenox Gallery

  • Page 3 Girl

Pithy Quotes

" I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane. "
Tom Waits

Xenox Login