You don't know what sorts of bitches I got.
Some were black, some were poor.
Some wanted me to come in via the back door.
But they hadn't even swept the stairs...
I'd like to have some wife Whoppee you see;
but with a criteria set by me.
She gotta be Chinese and with a nice pair.
And to do what needs to be done:
Cook me dinner, roll over lay down and let me in.
Not too much to ask?
I sit on the porch with the current wife and discuss the end of days.
"how many women do you require?"
None is too much and infinity won't do.
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DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Serge, I hold an invitation open for you to donate a little time at my Recreational Psychiatry unit. I am sure that we could engineer some lusts into your psyche that you would have thought impossible - seriously! You would be paralyzed with admiration to see my scrap book of scientific breakthroughs. Such a character as yours should not be allowed to go to waste. I wait in hungry scientific anticipation for your reply. |
Chato
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In much of south-east asia, the whores are so rotten with diseases unknown to most of the medical profession, that even to touch one is to risk your life. One of my patients had contracted an STD worm that ate the entire inside of his scrotal sack in less than a week. It had then gone on to invade his interior plumbing. Only by much disfiguring surgery could we save his life. Now he has no way to use whores - even if he wanted to do so! - Anonymous Aussie Medic |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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That STD worm story reminds me of my time in this putrid east-asian teaching hospital. The only thing that kept me there was the plentiful supply of pethidine - but I digress, as usual. They brought in this revolting blob of tissue, assuring me it was actually a man! Well, I did all I could, but the anal transplant went horribly wrong... |
Serge Rimsitoff
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Any decent women in that hospital Dr Benway? Surely there would be some nice lass who would make me a good wife. Or at least one better than the lazy slut I have now. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Serge, so nice to hear from you. I hope you take up my offer to visit RP. An old colleague of mine, Dr Joseph Mengele, had a real artistic flair with the biology of sexual organs. He would have been able to make you a suitable wife from morgue castoffs! Sadly, that was long ago, but I might be able to modify your psycho-sexual makeup in such a way that you could find gratification with a dead pig. Perhaps? No? Or maybe you would prefer a live one, as is the fashion these days. I'm sure we could do something for you Serge. So don't give up hope. I will give your pathology some further thought. |
Ricardovitz
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Dr. Benway, I have some special baloons for you. Don't you just love these meaty little baloons? |
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