TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f* do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f*ing way.
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh**ing me!
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a f*.
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f*ing problem.
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f* ?
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This f*ing s*&t won't work.
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f* didn't you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his f*ing head up his a$$.
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Listen f* -face.
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my f* 'n a$$.
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F* it, I'm on a salary.
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a$$.
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: More f*ing st to do.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f* you're doing.