oil, and it is still not about oil,
look at this - our boys have done a
sterling job protecting this stuff!"
As John showed me some photos of lush green
fields of rhubarb stretching to the far
horizons of Iraq, it was easy to believe him.
How could we ever have doubted the word of
this honest and honourable man?
This is Alan Jones signing off, and heading
for the nearest public convenience to
celebrate this good news with my Liberal
Party colleagues and good mates while
we strain the potatoes and have a male
bonding session.
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Poofy Fred
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I remember Alan. He liked it workman style in the public toilets of Rooty Hill. He called it "media research". I called it having the horn and wanting a root. We were both happy about the outcome. |
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*
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The cabbage and cauliflower is almost ready for picking. Anytime soon oil will be down to US $18 a barrel like Zionist Rupert the jew promised way back when the Coalition of the Wicked invaded Iraq for the cheap oil and as a favour for Israel - but I wasn't supposed to mention that. |
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