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Dessert Storm 2

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Our UK correspondent reports that, unknown to the UK public, 20000 UK troops are being readied to join in on the up and coming US attack on Saddam Hussein. Tanks are being prepared, and UK military leaders are suggesting they will be involved even heavier than they were in Desert Storm one.

Perhaps someone is not happy about Saddam's claims that the Gulf War was a victory for Iraq? Meanwhile 60000 Taliban forces have dug in for the winter apparently preparing themselves for continuous guerilla type attacks on the US-Afghan force that hold the capital cities.

Military production in the US is set to boom over the next 12 months but there are also going to be a lot of unhappy and desperate people.
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Anonymous said:

It's about time something happened! This war on terrorism was turning into the phoniest war since Maggie invaded the Falklands!





A.Hilter
March 05, 2002

Anonymous said:

The last time I had a "dessert" storm, we were all covered in ice-cream and jelly!





Pedantic Pauline
March 05, 2002

Anonymous said:

I think they might have meant dessert storm as in 'the next course.' Of course these things often go over some people's heads.





'Saddam Hussein for dessert Tony?'


'Excellent by George, wonderful, terrific; we'll show them sand witches can be filled with more than hundreds and thousands and blintzes'





Fred Derr


March 05, 2002

Anonymous said:

The dessert/desert is hiding scorpionas which will bite George Dubbya - and his gaggle of allies the prattling parrots Tony and Johnny - on the bum. Osama bin coming!





- Pedantic Pauline
March 06, 2002

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