“If I can see Condi eating Tzipi then I will call off the rockets.”
Displaying a kinky side previously not seen before, Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah has put forward a new condition for stopping the rockets hitting Israel: “I wanna see some girl-on-girl action. I’m sure Condi’s up for it. As for that Ice Queen Israel Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, well, she will just have to grin and bear it.”
Tzipi soon to have her pussy eaten for peace?
Perhaps speaking for the broader horny audience Sheikh Nasarallah said now was the time to stop the bombin’ and the shootin’ and to get back to the lovin’ and a rootin’.
“I’ve had enough of the violence, the chaos, the death and destruction. And I’m sure everyone else in the Middle East has too. So let’s just get Condi and Tzipi at it and everything will be alright…”
Can Condi get Tzipi wriggling with a good licking?
Asked if he was interested in a three-way meeting with the US Secretary of State and Israeli Foreign Minister, Nasarallah stroked his beard and said:
“No thanks. I prefer to watch.”
Nasrallah showing what he hopes to be doing once he gets the video from Condi and Tzipi.
Avid Movie Goer
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This could be the remake of When Harry met Sally; you could call it When Condi ate Tzipi and Nasarallah played with his old fella. I'd reckon it would break all sorts of box-office records! |
Willi
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lust is the cause of this war. Has it not with porn, there is no obscene war. Sex is for procreation, not recreation. Every act of sex is the making of a new life. Indiscriminate and loveless sex results in no respect for life -- don't forget abortion is also killing, contraception is human intervention of divine creation of a life |
Herr Fuckednuckle
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Forget that Willi! Do what thou wilt! Who knows what would have happened if Condi did eat Tzippi? Could have made all the difference for Mid East peace. I know I would've supported it; all the fucking way! Yours with Falafel in hand and hummus on tissue, Hairy Hebeyknuckle |
