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Patriot-Live from the war!

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Shaibah Airbase is located approximately 445 kilometers South of Baghdad and about 19 kilometers Southwest of BasraHello to all Xenox News readers! As the Xenox News on the spot war correspondent I have been embedded into the lead units of the coalition of the willing’s advance on Baghdad.

Under the cover of an enormous sandstorm we have moved into Iraq from Kuwait, and have now reached the town of Shaibah. Already the Iraqi army is folding like a pack of cards with reports of thousands of soldiers surrendering to their liberators.
The word I am getting from our brave soldiers is that we will be in Baghdad by Saturday. Once there I will send some happy snaps of the welcome parade we are sure to receive from the oppressed people of Iraq.
Hopefully that madman Saddam will be toppled soon and freedom and democracy allowed to reign in the Arab world for the first time.

Patriot
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YUGO said:

Today Bush said it was gonna take weeks not days....
March 20, 2003

Anonymous said:

Make no mistake, the US war on Iraq began years ago!
March 20, 2003

YUGO said:

Well yes. The Gulf War never really ended 12 years ago did it. I was referring to the military operations that commenced today.
March 20, 2003

Anonymous said:

I'm bored. When does the video game war begin?
March 20, 2003

Anonymous said:

Yeh! I wanna see them fuckin action now! Where's that shrapnel cam?
March 20, 2003

YUGO said:

You want to see them fuck in action? Well there are a lot of of women in the marines now I hear. Maybe they'll film something for you.
March 21, 2003

Anonymous said:

The loony Yanks are giving Israel another $10 Billion in loan guarantees and "military aid"... great timing, and let's you know exactly where all this is coming from and leading to...

March 21, 2003

Anonymous said:

Hey Patsy, put your mask on, i feel a gas attack coming on!
March 21, 2003

Anonymous said:

Get Yugo out there, he'll fucken gas attack the lot of them with his mixture of hot air from both ends. (Just kidding ya dick swinger, don't take it to fart, I mean heart.)
March 21, 2003

Unregistered said:

July 04, 2006

There she blows said:

July 05, 2006

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