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Home World Middle East SADDAM'S WMD: WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!

SADDAM'S WMD: WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!

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Salivating at the propect of invading Iraq, US Vice Presidense Dickhead Cheney procliamed that, "There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."

Get that? NO DOUBT!

US Presidork Bush foamed at the mouth because there was "no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."

Again, an in-your-face NO FUCKIN DOUBT!

And Defence Sickretary Raving Donald Rumsfeld was adamant, "We know where they are."

No two ways about it, right?

WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!

You bet they knew: they knew they weren't in Iraq otherwise they'd never have fuckin invaded! Last week, in his state of the union vomit over the intelligence of US voters, US Presidork George Rub-me Bush finally gave up his usual lies about WMD (original label) and WMD programs (new improved label) and came up with an entirely new tortured phrase: "weapons of mass destruction-related program activities".

What the fuck IS that?! Let's see that again!

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION-RELATED PROGRAM ACTIVITIES!!!

Oh Jesus, Bush really HAS been eating fuckin mad-cow burgers!

Somebody put that Texas numbnut in a padded cell. And chuck in that swindler Cheney, that meglomaniac Rumsfeld and the rest of those Washingtoon whackos in there with him! And then throw away the fuckin key!

Australia's next Prime Minister Mark Latham was right on the money when he called Bush "the most incompetant and dangerous president in living memory".

But I'll go one better and pin that tail on our very own fuckin donkey, Prime Sinister, John Winston Howard, the Suckhole from Sydney, whose lips are so enthusiastically planted onto the Mad Texan's anus that we'd need a WMD to pry them apart!

VOTE THESE TREACHEROUS, LYING SONSOFBITCHES OUT OF OFFICE AND INTO THE SEWER WHERE THEY BELONG! WITH THE REST OF THE BULLSHIT!
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Anonymous said:

Only the most ignorant and foolish individuals still think Bush and co. spoke the truth re Iraq and Saddam's so-called "weapons of mass destruction". I agree with the author: if Bush really believed Saddam Hussein had such vast and readily deployable chemical and biological weapons, the USA would NEVER have attacked Iraq. Case in point: just look how different the US approach to nuclear-armed North Korea!
January 30, 2004

Anonymous said:

UN Spy Scandal on Iraq:





http://www.commondreams.org/cgi-bin/newsprint.cgi?file=/news2004/0129-03.htm
January 30, 2004

Anonymous said:

John Howard: the Great Australian Bullshit Artist
February 04, 2004

Anonymous said:

John is doing the best he can for our country. He can't tell us the truth. We couldn't handle it. So leave him alone. He is a nice man in a tough job.
February 06, 2004

Anonymous said:

John (Gollum) Howard is doing the best he can got himself! He is a power hungry old goat! He would choke on the truth and has willfully misled Australians as to the truth to issues across the board: border protection, asylum seekers, and Saddam's "missing" WMD, just to name three.
February 06, 2004

Anonymous said:

Johnny "can't tell us the truth" beacuse he is a shameless liar.
February 11, 2004

Anonymous said:

Johnny is a nasty old bugger in a job he has lusted after all his political life like a bitch in heat for a pointy dick dog!
February 15, 2004

Anonymous said:

God bless GERONIMO, the last Apache chief to surrender, who died in custody in 1909, an ealy victim of Washingtoon's "with us or against us" grab for power and resources..
February 17, 2004

Anonymous said:

The pro-invasion warmongers were very selective with their use of "intelligence" on Saddam and his "WMD": cherry-picking indeed. They'll deny it til they're blue in the face but the facts are there, if only people (or the media) would LOOK!
March 03, 2004

Anonymous said:

Hang on: North Korea doesn't have oil wells!
March 24, 2004

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