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XenoxNews says...Give Tzippi the Top Jew Job!

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Imagine, if you will, you live in a cuntry where they finally decide to get rid of the ugly bastards who normally are PM, and to replace them with the horniest MILFs you could lay your eyes o­n...

Well welcome to Israel!

Talk about the promised land; that sexy bitch Tzippi is going to be PM!

She will have all the world's leaders eating out of her spaghetti bowl... Now i know the hebeys once had Golda Meir, and let's face it she was as ugly as a Rottweilers rear end.But now it seems as if the Jews have seen the light and are going to put our Tzippi in charge.

I for one dont give a fuck if she bombs hamas, shoots hezbollah, or shits on Iran. Just let her strut the world stage with that weary "I will fuck anything that moves" look and we'll all be happy. And that includes Osama, Madmanahmed, and Nasarallah. Maybe she'll start the fuck-for-peace movement. Who knows? Anything is possible with a girl like Tzippi.

So raise a glass for the tart from Tel Aviv, because once she is head Hebey it won't be the last thing you'll be raising.

Your worldwidefucky reporter,

Herr Fucknuckle
Comments (15)add comment

Ricardovitz said:

That gal ain't no jew. I dern't know what them jews is tryin to pull over the world this time, but ither some plastik cutt'n doctor done her up real good, or them jews done stole a Franch baby. She looks down right Franch to me.
May 30, 2008

ADAM said:

the Jewish about to be annihilated and what do the dumb nasty Australians do? stand up and say, the Conference at Les Evians, 1938, we don't have a race problem and we are not desirous of importing one. Tzippi is a typical Israeli woman, very good looking. And the Australians are still as nasty and dumb as ever. The Jewish would have brought some IQ points to the former convicts. Eh, mate?
May 31, 2008

TEX LUMBAGO said:

We'll take the jews now, it's the Muslims we don't want.
May 31, 2008

Cynical observer said:

It's true. She is a northern European Jew. Not a single drop of middle-eastern blood in her whole body. Nordic enough to be accepted into the SS in those happier times when pure Aryan blood had some prospect of ruling most of the world - what yer reckon ricky?
May 31, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

She got a little of that Aryan look goin on. But, I done seen some profile shots of her on that thar internet. Yup, she's got them jew traits. Got that semite nose and the back of her head is kinda flattened. She ain't no pure blood german. She got some jew in her.
May 31, 2008

Adam said:

Look dummy or dummies, the DNA studies and the mitochondria, for the woman [it's a big word in biology but you can handle it if you try] show the Jewish go back 2000 years, even if the Roman genocide put us out of Israel for 2000 years. Intermarriage sure, but we're still thinking. Just think if Australia had not spit upon us in World War II. Einstein might have gone there and what a difference that would have made. Maybe not. Too many years of beer and Catholicism there?
May 31, 2008

FlimFlamMan said:

The Jews of europe dont go back to biblical times...
They are just the left over slavs that wouldn't covert to Christianity in the first millenium.
May 31, 2008

Davidov said:

Wasnt it the Zionists who insisted that Jewish refugees be sent to Palestine, even when they preferred America or elsewhere? Didnt the Zionists make a deal with the Nazi regime to ensure sucha tranfer? And then wasnt Uganda initially the place proposed for an Jewish homeland?
May 31, 2008

Herr Fucknuckle said:

Let's not get sidetracked here...

Tzippi is a doll and we'd all bang her in any Jewish homeland; even in fucking Uganda. Especially if she'd spread those legs for a gander...

Oh Tzippi it's true I've made a mess in me pants for you. But I'm willing to join the IDF and crack a few palestinian kids heads to get a go at your muffin.

with my eyes glazed & me keyboard sticky,

Hairy Fuckedupuncle
May 31, 2008

YUGO said:

Hmmm?
May 31, 2008

Cynical observer said:

MILF = M_otherfucker I_'d L_ike to F_illet
May 31, 2008

YUGO said:

You try trick me yeah? This is a MILF!
June 02, 2008

Davidov said:

"...the corruption was born together with the state, and not by accident. A lot has been said about the Naqba on the occasion of Israel's 60th anniversary. But one phenomenon that accompanied the Naqba is consistently ignored: the massive theft of abandoned Arab property." - URI AVNERY

June 03, 2008

Potlatch said:

I thought Dick Cheney had the "top Jew job"
June 04, 2008

Rabbi Goyim Go Fuck Yourself said:

It is written in the Torah...

'The gentile will have a puny penis and stink off pork belly.'

So fuck off and leave Israel for the Israelites!
June 08, 2008

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