Imagine, if you will, you live in a cuntry where they finally decide to get rid of the ugly bastards who normally are PM, and to replace them with the horniest MILFs you could lay your eyes on...Well welcome to Israel!
Talk about the promised land; that sexy bitch Tzippi is going to be PM!
She will have all the world's leaders eating out of her spaghetti bowl... Now i know the hebeys once had Golda Meir, and let's face it she was as ugly as a Rottweilers rear end.But now it seems as if the Jews have seen the light and are going to put our Tzippi in charge.
I for one dont give a fuck if she bombs hamas, shoots hezbollah, or shits on Iran. Just let her strut the world stage with that weary "I will fuck anything that moves" look and we'll all be happy. And that includes Osama, Madmanahmed, and Nasarallah. Maybe she'll start the fuck-for-peace movement. Who knows? Anything is possible with a girl like Tzippi.
So raise a glass for the tart from Tel Aviv, because once she is head Hebey it won't be the last thing you'll be raising.
Your worldwidefucky reporter,
Herr Fucknuckle
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Ricardovitz
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ADAM
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| the Jewish about to be annihilated and what do the dumb nasty Australians do? stand up and say, the Conference at Les Evians, 1938, we don't have a race problem and we are not desirous of importing one. Tzippi is a typical Israeli woman, very good looking. And the Australians are still as nasty and dumb as ever. The Jewish would have brought some IQ points to the former convicts. Eh, mate? |
Cynical observer
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Ricardovitz
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Adam
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| Look dummy or dummies, the DNA studies and the mitochondria, for the woman [it's a big word in biology but you can handle it if you try] show the Jewish go back 2000 years, even if the Roman genocide put us out of Israel for 2000 years. Intermarriage sure, but we're still thinking. Just think if Australia had not spit upon us in World War II. Einstein might have gone there and what a difference that would have made. Maybe not. Too many years of beer and Catholicism there? |
FlimFlamMan
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Davidov
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Herr Fucknuckle
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Let's not get sidetracked here... Tzippi is a doll and we'd all bang her in any Jewish homeland; even in fucking Uganda. Especially if she'd spread those legs for a gander... Oh Tzippi it's true I've made a mess in me pants for you. But I'm willing to join the IDF and crack a few palestinian kids heads to get a go at your muffin. with my eyes glazed & me keyboard sticky, Hairy Fuckedupuncle |
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