what the bitch wants... the bitch gets...
Love at first sight can be the start of a great relationship, but it is not the best way to buy a wedding ring. In fact there is no 'right' time to buy. Perhaps when you are both dead in the grave, bone in bone, should you make the final decision.

While an impulse buy might be more fun, in the long run we are all dead. But you will be happier if a little more thought is put into choosing your wedding ring. When you finally buy the wedding ring of your dreams, it should not only be beautiful, but it should be a design that ties your partner to you, through thick and thin, through sickness and health, in the tomb for all eternity. And it should be one that fits your lifestyle of crack cocaine and satanic worship. Durable and comfortable to wear everyday, no matter which orifice is being fucked.

A Tungsten wedding band. Soild metal for the ties that bind.