Diverse imps, demons and other hellish creatures are reportedly fleeing the bowels of Hell in panic and fear.
"There goes my long service leave", one fallen angel is quoted as saying.
Earthly employees of the ferocious mogul's empire are clutching their Christmas bonus baskets of fruits, vegetables and canned goodss and quaking in fear.
"With Hell under the Pecker conglomerate's umbrella," one economic expert says "only Jehovah's heavenly bastion remains to be conquered."
The Pearly Gates are reportedly deadlocked. A sign has been posted which reads "Closed until further notice". No comment has been reported from St Peter but dozens of trucks have been seen gathering to collect mountains of shredded documentation.
Xenox News Addendum: politicians from both sides of the Australian political fence are in fact all on the same side... There IS no opposition party in Australia.
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TEX LUMBAGO
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I had just finished watching Return of the King; it is a bit like when the ring gets burnt and Sauron's minions start running around like they have lost their senses. Kerry was 68. How old is that prick Murdoch, 72? He must be next on the chopping block. |
agitprop
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Goanna's last words: how much for another 18 months? Fuck that! I'll pay half and not a fucken cent more! |
agitprop
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Your taxes at work: the Goanna's funeral! How fucken unbelievable is that! A bloke so fucken rich you can smell the stink of it fro one side of the cuntry to the other, and he gets a state-sponsored funeral! And this is a bloke who dodged tax as a matter of principle! Fuck what a cuntry! |
shannen
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i really don't know much about this guy but i know that he is an entrepreneur. so i just want to ask (for my aSsessment thing) duh..hehhe anyways, what are his industries?..and what are his interesting facts? tHAT's all THANK YOU..sounds soo random to the topic..hehe..but please answer my question THANXXXxxxx |
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