Xenox News

Wednesday
May 23rd
Text size
  • Increase font size
  • Default font size
  • Decrease font size
Home Life and Style Money AMERICANS PREPARE FOR AUSSIE IMMIGRANTS

AMERICANS PREPARE FOR AUSSIE IMMIGRANTS

E-mail Print PDF
: blankblankblankblankblank
Sydney Housing Shortage Spurs Immigration To Southern States Housing Glut


SYDNEY'S acute housing shortage is about to get worse, with new figures showing just 407 free-standing homes were approved in January. Menwhile, with the US dollar falling to record lows, a looming US recession and a glut of empty houses in the Southern United States, many wealthier Australians find opportunity in the Southern States.

This is fewer than in Adelaide, despite Sydney needing to house a population four times greater. In total, 1128 dwelling units were approved in Sydney in January - the fourth lowest on record. Sydney is the only state capital that builds more apartments and multi-unit dwellings than free-standing homes. Many multi-millionairs are tired of paying outrageous prices to live in small, cramped apartments when they could live in luxuary in the Deep South.

Another, unacounted for factor spurring Australian immigration, is the desire of many Australians to own firearms and live on large tracts of land, like they used to be able to do before the Socialists took hold of Australia. One citizen of Sydney, John Warren said "first thing I'm gonna do when I get to my cabin in the Appalachians is get me a bunch of guns and ammo and farm the land like my Scots-Irish kin folks do - we're practically the same, you know."

Free-standing homes now account for just a third of new dwelling units approved in Sydney, down from nearly half in the 1990s and two-thirds in the '80s. Nationally, more than two-thirds of homes approved today are free-standing. "It's revolt or move. And we don't have the firepower to revolt, so we're picking up and moving to the Southern States", proclaimed another dissatisfied Australian citizen.

"Those sorts of lifestyle apartment blocks are cropping up more and more, and we don't have to take it any more." The housing shortage is expected to put further upward pressure on rents and home prices, tipping more and more people into housing stress.

The definition of housing stress used in the National Centre for Social and Economic Modelling study is families living in the bottom 40 per cent of the population by income who pay more than 30 per cent of their disposable income in mortgage payments or rent. Regretably, these will not be the people moving from Sydney overseas to aleviate the problem.

"Logically, you wouldn't expect landlords to continue to wear those rate hikes, whether by the Reserve Bank or the commercial banks. When you're seeing your yield go further down, you're likely to try and respond to that and increase rents." But, wealthier conservative Australians are fed up and telling high-priced landlords to fill their vacant units with Aborigiones and Islamic Immigrants.

The chief economist of the Housing Industry Association, Harley Dale, said the figures drove home the importance of the Federal Government's initiatives to boost the supply of homes. But in a fit of outrage, one conservative citizen yelled "who cares about Harley Dale! I'm moving to the Southern States, and buying me a Harley Davidson".

Mr. Dale's only response was worse news by telling conservatives that "The onerous interest rate burden will make 2008 a difficult year for new-home building and will delay the closing of the yawning gap between housing supply and demand."
______________________________________
World Correspondent: Ricardovitz
Comments (16)add comment

Ricardovitz said:

Bet you Australiens cain't git o­ne of these beauties:



March 06, 2008

Herbert said:

But I don't want any of that. I'd rather just sing!
March 06, 2008

Cynical observer said:

Q: In the Aussie housing catastrophe, do governments protect people against eviction?
A: No, they protect high land-prices every time.
March 07, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

Why protect? Because if I don't like the look of a landlord or property pimp, I will gut the mother at the first convenient opportunity and feed the stray animals with it. Waste not, want not, I always say.
Seems simple enough to me too, Ricky. Not enough respect going around these days. Some dogs will eat the eyeballs. Did you know that?
March 10, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

Ricky, don't be so touchy. If I liked your land I would just take it, because if you tried to stop me I might feel really violent and pissed-off.
It would be best for you to convert "your land" to "my land" without any uncomfortable delay. So get off "my land" you creep!
March 10, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

My land is well pretected by me, my guns, my ammo and my neighbors with land guns and ammo. We're'all of the same thinking on this - no outsider is a going to come anywhere around here and take our beautiful, lush, green, fertile mountain land. I live In God's Country. The Lord gave blessed us with this land because were are good wholesome people who will defend the Lord and defend the land givith to us by the Lord.

Any granger who thinks my land is his land for the takeng, don't know no nevermind 'bout a man and his land. Come 'round here preach'in that kind of filth, and I rekon we might could teach you a thing or two.
March 10, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

I've taken a liking to what you have, and so it is mine now. Pay me my rent, you motherfucking demon-worshipping hillbilly pig!
March 10, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Come and git it, boy. I got yer deed sitten in my gun safe. I live at 1271 Timber Bluff, Clayton Georgia, Confederate USA.

Go through Clayton and turn east on R76. Go 'bout 5 miles, almost to the big river borders South Carolina. Turn right and head up Duncan's bald, 'bout 4 miles. Go on and turn on my land where the old Confederate flag is posted. No need to nounce yerself - the dawgs 'll let me know when you arived.
March 10, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

Don't want your filthy demon-sucking deed. It is probably infected like all you queer pig-rooting, demon-praying, mother-fucking, hillbilly creatures are. I'll write my own if I take your cheap, gutworm-infested, muddy sewage pit, you useless bag of bacterial pig-waste.
March 11, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

You know where's I am. You can lick it up on Google and see fer yerself how beautiful Our Confederate land is. Ain't nothin' like what you's describin. Ain't a bunch of dry dirt on the wrong side of the globe like yer stank-hole, dusty bit of kangaroo infested rock.

Ausies puttin up trailors and the like this and there all over your trash-filled good-fer-growin-dustmites land. You dumb Ausies don't know good dirt, 'cause you anin't never had no reason to be witness to the Lord's Dirt.

You's green with envy, boy. I can smell your want'in fer my land, just by the sass in yer writteng

March 11, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

I seen your filthy place - pig scrub. That is all you hillbillies seem to have. Bloody pig scrub. Did they pay you to move into that shitty place? When I come for your land I expect you to have something better next time. I almost feel sorry for you, pig-boy.
March 12, 2008

Johnny Ripsnort said:

And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.
March 13, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

I have heard all this God talking, and Jesus-on-a-stick saving-my-worthless-arse type crap before. Don't you think we can see through this shit hillbilly-boy? Unlike you God-bothering ladies some of us are prepared for what is actually developing, while you freaks that nature forgot are busy giving yourselves enemas with the latest Jesus-Your-Little-Arse-Buddy device made in China.
March 13, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Gentle cement appartment Tenant, what are you prepared for?

Nothin! That's what. You're all held up inside your cement box in a cement jungle. No guns. No knives. No land. No food reserves. No generator. No bunker. Nothin.

That's what you have - nothin. And that's what yer prepared for - nothin. A sittin duck is what you is. Beggin off of your guberment to send out the sheriff to come and sooth you after yer young'ns and wife are butcherdd. They's gonna promise you the moon - this and that 'bout catch'n bad boys who done harmed you.

Face it, cement dweller, you ain't ready for nothin. You ain't gittin my land, my guns, my food, my generator, my girl nor my dawg.
March 13, 2008

Gentle tenant said:

What are you going to eat first you hillbilly loon? Your worm-riddled dog, or your arse-rot girl? I bet she is your sister, or at least your first cousin. You pig-people don't trust anyone outside immediate, inbred kin. You should donate your mind to science, because you are just one big drooling, mumbling sociology study just waiting to happen. Isn't that right you pig-probing Jesus-creep?
March 13, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Only a dumb trailor-trash low life like you'd think that marryin yer sister is anything less than blessed by the Devil himself!

Now, marrying a cousin ain't no nevermind. Nothing wrong at all with that. It keeps the families 'round here real tight; keeps out rif-raf, darkies, atheists, chinks, and all sorts of devil-loving people.

We like to think of it as "prevetative extermination" of lesser species. So's we don't have to go wasting our hard earned money for good ammo, chasing you moon-bat coon-lovers out of God's Country.
March 14, 2008

Write comment
quote
bold
italicize
underline
strike
url
image
quote
quote
smaller | bigger

security image
Write the displayed characters


busy
 
Other articles in this section for your reading pleasure...

Xenox Tweets

Xenox Gallery

  • legends_188

Interject Box

Pithy Quotes

" A people living under the perpetual menace of war and invasion is very easy to govern. It demands no social reforms. It does not haggle over expenditures on armaments and military equipment. It pays without discussion, it ruins itself, and that is an excellent thing for the syndicates of financiers and manufacturers for whom patriotic terrors are an abundant source of gain. "
Anatole France

Xenox Login