Australia National Bank in heep of trouble...

Yankee Foreclosures Cause Run On Australian Banks On yer marks......Git Ready......GO!!!! First one to get down to thar Australia Bank and get their money out WINS!!! American's are givin their houses back to the dumb old banks at record speed. And, that dumb old Australian Bank done got duped into lending billions of dollars to Americans fer thar big fancy houses. Now, ain't no work for the Yankees and Dixies and they cain't pay for them big fancy houses.The Australia National Bank is going down, boys and girls. Down, down down. You heard it from Ricardovitz first. Ricardovitz from Dixie done told you to go get yer money, cuz that banks going up in a blaze of hell-fire and a billet of smoke. And, as I understood it, y'all ain't got no FDIC to insure yer banks. Dumb old Australians, duped by the Yanks and the Dixies into lendin them money on thar big fancy houses that they cain't pay fer. Well, thanks fer the Free Money, anywhoo.

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Cynical observer said:

All the politicians, media drones and media "economists" say we are all as safe as banks - or did they say as safe as the Titanic? The Establishment is really shearing the sheeple in the United States!

August 03, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Ricky's jist a lyin jackass? Keep this tween you and me folks. Whens Aussies needs their funds most theys'll jist look like theys been suckin' on a lemon and be hankerin fer to be funeralizin' thems bank managers. I tell you whut - y'all be busier'n a one-armed man at a paper hangering party.

August 04, 2008

Curious Matilda said:

What does a "paper hangering party' involve?

August 04, 2008

Cynical observer said:

Curious Matilda, it probably involves "hangering" lots of paper. Trying to do wallpapering one-handed perhaps. Not an easy task! There is a slight suggestion of "hangering" bank-managers too. He is so bad!

August 05, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

I got me some friends with big fancy houses with big fancy mortgqges. Now them houses ain't worth a dern, and only a dumb old fool will fancy money fer a house that ain't worth nothin.

Yep, they's gonna become tenants and give them big fancy houses back to thar bank. Don't reckon I know what all them foreign banks gonna do with a bunch of empty houses. Guess they could rent them out to Mexican Meth Makers. Them Mexicans will shove a whole mexican village inside one of them big fancy houses. Thar little ones tend to the chickens, the women folk mix up the meth and the men folk git the supplies and sell the stuff to all them toothless meth addicts.

Just tryin' to help y'all out. You can thank me later.

August 05, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

ain't Ricky. He nothin 'ceptin a derranged, butt-sniffin, preverted, fake Ricky. Yer gits on the meth 'n stuff - ya'll soon be madder than a rooster in a empty hen house. Jes' don't matta me no nevermine that dern fool Aussies lose their money in any ol bank crash. Y'all git to fulfill your duty as an Aussie butt-wipe fer billionaires.

August 05, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

The "real" Ricardovitz don't have no lines under the name. Ain't got no homosexual green skull neither.

I ain't gonna register with a bunch of meth-crazed, wacked-out, old as ma gramma's shrivled up titties, Anarchists. Might as well play Russian Roulette with my semi-auto Colt 45 - Guaranteed to win every time!!!

August 05, 2008

Longfellow said:

I wouldn't want to join any organisation that would have someone like you for a member!

August 05, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

to be accepted into any group of fellas that I might be acquainted with.....'less you're colored or some other kind of undesireable. Anywhoo, you really need to git with the Dixie Program, cuz the Dixie Program is commin to Australia.

August 05, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Y'all git yer money out yet? Start stuff'n them pillows with Aussie Bucks. 'Cuz y'all 's fixin to be a bunch of sun burnt white boys and girls living in a the Aborigioneeland.

September 25, 2008

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