Banks A Fallin - Run Scat Run, Brudder Possum

Tuesday, 07 October 2008 12:50 Ricardovitz

Words of Wisdom During This Horrific Financial Crisis_____________________________________________________________ Bank's tain't got no mo money, You better run, Brudder 'Possum, run! Mockin' bird say "this ain't funny", You better run, Brudder 'Possum, git out de way! You better run, Brudder 'Possum, git out de way! Run some whar an' hide! Ole moon am sinkin' Down behin' de tree. Ole Eph am thinkin' A broke 'ole Nigger he be. Ole Tige am blinkin' An' frisky as kin be, Yo' chances, Brudder 'Possum, Look mighty slim to me. Run, run, run, I tell you, Run, Brudder 'Possum, run! Run, run, run, I tell you, Ole Eph's got a gun. Pickaninnies grinnin' Waitin' fu' to see de fun. You better run, Brudder 'Possum, git out de way! Thar nigga's got a gun Run, Brudder 'Possum, run! Brudder 'Possum take a tip; You better run, Brudder 'Possum, run! 'Tain't no use in actin' flip, You better run, Brudder 'Possum, git out de way! You better run, Brudder 'Possum, git out de way! Run some whar an' hide. Dey's gwine to houn' you All along de line, W'en dey done foun' you, Den what's de use in sighin'? Wid taters roun' you. You sholy would tase fine-- So listen, Brudder 'Possum, You better be a-flyin'. Run, run, run, I tell you, Run, Brudder 'Possum, run! Run, run, run, I tell you, Ole Eph's got a gun. Pickaninnie niggas a grinnin' Waitin' fu' to see de fun. You better run, Brudder 'Possum, git out de way! Run, Brudder 'Possum, run!__________________________Financial Correspondent: Ricardovitz

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Cynical observer said:

Poor Ricky. He's gone. Mind snapped under the strain. Poor old twisted bastard.

October 07, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

If ya ain't got yer money out of that thar Australia Bank, you better RUN SCAT RUN, BRUDDER.

'cuz you ain't gonna have notin! Where' that Tenant - bet he's already been evicted and ain't got no more computer to git on the innernet.

October 10, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Now's as good a time as any. That Aussie Bank of yers is goin in the shitter. DOWN, Down, down the pipes. Ain't gonna be one Aussie Buck in that monopoly-money bank of yers when I git done with it. Y'all's gonna have to raise taxes on Tennants just to git yer Aussie Bank out from under my giant turd.

October 14, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

The other shoe ain't dropped yet, boys and girls. Them Yankee banks ain't got no idea how many junky swamp land and single-wides they's gonna inherit real shortly.

And, yer dumb Aussie Bank done bought up a whole heap of mortgages backed by nothin but swamp land and double-wides made 'round 1975.

Hope y'all like swamp land and old trailers - cuz that' what yer's gonna git fer your Aussie Bucks, like it or not.

October 23, 2008

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