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IT'S ONLY WAFER THIN

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It's only a little bit extra.


Good to hear from Nuclear John that nuclear
energy will not only fix all pollution and
greenhouse problems, but the electricity that
it produces will be nearly free!

So cheap in fact, that it will only need a
new "wafer thin" tax to be collected so that we
can enjoy free energy (after nuke tax).
Evidence that the tax really will be almost
invisible, was Toxic John's voice. It was almost
inaudible when he mentioned the nuke tax.

Pensioners will be freed from worries about the
price of energy - they will be living in the streets!
Filthy bludging old cripples! Serves 'em right!

Faithful John-loving dullards are to be rewarded
for their patience. The "recession we had to have"
is being ushered in by the corrupt property market
folding in the middle like a rotten banana.

Trust Non-core John? Sure can!
Too bad about those interest rates.
Don't blame John though. Some bad men must have
forced him to tell all those naughty lies.

Your family business going to the wall? You must be
one of those cunts involved in the "black economy"!

As John says, it's time for all those poor people
to shut up and realize that there are no poor
people in the prosperous Howardland.
There are only winners and bludgers.



Comments (3)add comment

Unregistered said:

Most People will vote for John Howard so why
complain?

Most people in Australia love and support
John howard - as John Howard likes to say
"My record is my guarantee"

What will get John Howard re-elected in 2007
are the following:

1. "Interest rates will always be lower
under a coalition government".

John Howard often uses this line. Even
though anybody with half a brain knows
interest rates are decided by world markets.
Politicians here have little or no control
over them. Despite interest rates rising and
rising under Howard, and thanks directly to
his policies, people have borrowed to the
eyeballs and want desperately to belive the
lies put out by the liberals.

2. John Howard is tough on defense.

Despite getting Australia involved stupidly
in a conflict over WMDs that don't exist and
one that has had the effect of galvanising
and uniting terrorists all over the globe
people still think of "tough Howard"
instead of "stupid Howard". Good old "tough
Howard" has given in so many times to the
Indonesians they now regard Australia as an
incredibly weak nation they can push around
and ignore.

They also love the Billion dollars Howard
gave them for the Tsunami. The recent red
carpet reception they gave to the Iranian
leader and the nuclear weapon knowledge deal
they have struck with them will be well
funded by Howards billion donation. Hooray
for "tough on defense" Howard. He'll get
lots of votes here.

3. Industrial Relations

We all know that the effect of these laws is
exactly the same as if someone did a
compulsory whip around to all working
Australians to donate their hard earned to
the millionaires who run big business.
(After all they may need another investment
property in the Riviera -sounds fair to me).

By now you are probably saying "Isn't it
obvious that howard is a bastard and I can't
wait to get rid of him.

Unfortunately the majority of people reading
this post will vote for Howard. Look at the
statistics. often 80% of people prefer
Howard as the PM.

Sad but true. Australia used to be a great
country and the land of a "Fair Go".

Now we are a nation made up of largely
greedy and gullible idiots.

*Captain Australia*
November 14, 2006

Digger said:

It is pretty simple. We love Johnny because he will keep the riff-raff out of our country and our house's values high.

And because he pisses the latte sippers off so much!

Digger
Cranbourne
November 14, 2006

Chato said:

Digger, what you say is confusing, because the non-core Rodent has actually INCREASED the intake of third-world rejects.
His compassion is such that his regime always accepts the forged credentials of "skilled" east asians.
Of course, you will not mind shifting out of your present shithole to make way for your hero's "special" people, will you?
November 14, 2006

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