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JOB ALMOST DONE

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Not one to "cut and run" the plucky little
Oz PM has one more surprise for us all.


The job is almost done! The Stalinist economic
policies of the Hideous Homunculus Hogturd regime
have almost totally cored-out the arse of the Oz
economy. So fucked is the underlying structure
that the Hogturd regime is secretly arranging a
mass importation of Chinese slaves to replace
all Oz workers in key industries.

The Oz bludgers will still be used - the cream of
Ostrichlian dullness will be diverted to the breeding
camps where the Hellsong Baby Food Company(TM) are
boiling the plump new season babies in their new
high-tech cannery in Latham Valley.
The more wealthy ragheads have developed a taste for
Oz baby flesh and say that it is even tastier than
some steaming hot Joo-Stew!

Hogturd is negotiating with Dr Condom Rubberstein
and renowned humanitarian, Dr Makus Velly-Sick
on a cheap fertilizer deal with Israel as a way
to use the materials from the "BOYS IN BUCKETS"
program of repatriated Oz soldier flesh from the
carnage in remote countries. The butchery on behalf
of the other empire of dullards, the Yoo-Ess-Ay
has paid-off big-time.
Comments (13)add comment

Digger said:

Oh Mr (or is it Dr?) Chato, your hatred of the godblessed land of Australia is truly astounding.

I look out over my backyard here in Cranbourne and see heaven. And guess what? That's what the majority out here in the real Australia see too. And they know it is because of our great leader PM Howard that Australia is the envy of the world.

Now Mr/Dr/Rev Chato if you don't like it here there is a place you can go to. A place where I'm sure they will welcome your form of dissent.

Iran.

So buzz off over there will you.

Digger
Cranbourne
September 01, 2006

Joe said:

Cranbounre is a shit hole. I should know. I build ugly new housing estates for mugs like you there!
September 02, 2006

Chato said:

Good on yer Digger. Cheer up mate, Cranbourne is still marginally better than that festering pig-sty called Israel.
September 02, 2006

Disinterested Observer said:

Now he is having a go at the Jews!
Leave the Jews alone.
September 02, 2006

Chato said:

Joos? There's too few true Joos for you in Israel.
The Lord of the Joos has the sacred name of J.W.H.
September 02, 2006

Ismael Goldstein said:

I would like to create the new Jerusalem in Cranbourne. We should all move from Caulfield to there and build a new temple. Joe can you give us a quote on building a replica of Solomon's temple. Seeing it is a holy place a discount would be nice and if you convert and build it for free you will surely have a place in Paradise with unlimited highspeed internet access and all the porn you can drink.
September 05, 2006

Chato said:

Chato is in possesion of the Ark of the Covenant, as well as a shroud with the imprint of Jesus.
Will supply rabbinical services at very competitive rates. Circumcisions and crucifixions cheap!
September 05, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

You can start your circumcisions by practicing o­n the mudlims ("mud" meaning li'll chilln birthed by women raped by niggers.) in the African nations.  Then you can work your way up to the mostly white muslims of Albania.  o­nly after you have practiced o­n semi-white muslims, will you be permitted to start covert'n Aryans to Jews.
September 05, 2006

Mr_Jupiter said:

US President George W Bush has embraced Australia's PM John W Howard as a "man of steel" in the lost "war on terror". We would do well to recall the OTHER man of steel, affectionately known as Joseph Stalin (real name Josif Vissariononovich Dzhugashvili). He too had his avid supporters and a great deal of blood on his hands.
September 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

The man had the right plan - eliminate the unproductive members and liberal complainers from his own country.  Too bad he was a delusional Communist.  Stalin was more effective at setting a goal and accomplishing it without involving the entire world in a war, unlike Hitler.  There ain't even anyone around to give a crap about the poor slobs Stalin "liberated", and thus no liberal Russians crying "we'll never forget" about what he did.  The man had a mission and he accomplished it.  Too bad the rest of the Russians were to damned drunk, communist, stoned and stupid to appreciate what Stalin had handed to them o­n a silver platter.
September 06, 2006

Chato said:

Shame we don't have Stalin around to get rid of them Liberal Party nazi pansies.
What Oz needs now is some real red menance to frighten those nazi fairies shitless.
The real man of steel would show them where to stick their stocks and bonds.
September 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

you cain't get nothing right!  Liberals is liberals, commies, queer-folk, hippys, long-haired jelly fish, soft bellied possums, alcoholic bums, drug-guzzling brain dead burn-outs!!!

Conservatives are: productive members of society; short-haired right-thinking folks; appreciate working the land and fetching their own food by hunting it; defend themselves; kick aliens out of their territories; and whoop a yella-bellied liberal just for sport.

Just because you people live in the ass-end of the planet don't scuse you from learnin right from wrong, up from down, left from right and LIBERAL FROM CONSERVATIVE.
September 06, 2006

Chato said:

I've found most Oz apes to be Howard-sucking dullards who get into sobbing fits over retarded meatheads who do the right thing by dying.
September 06, 2006

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